#badumcha

[eric-sadahire]

I’m so broke... I can only afford to shop at Partial Foods

[hcllorhighwater]

BIRTHDAY // ROY HARPER || @kryptonfresh asked:  as usual, kon invites himself inside through the window. but this time he's got a giant wrapped present in his hands: a very high quality archery caddie and sling, pricey custom archery gloves that have the super emblem on them, and a pair of classic superboy shades attached with a card that says "happy birthday, shoot for the stars!"

Are you really a friend of Superboy if you don’t have Superboy merch -- though even Roy was afraid that he was able to get adopted in to the Kryptonian clan.  The card makes him sputter outloud because it’s -- very stupid, but in an endearing way.  

“Thanks.  This is great.  But doesn’t your family already have enough superpets?  You don’t want to adopt me.”

[untolikeiron]

danny vc: the closest i’ve come to investigating dog food is that one time when logan was a new avenger and we had to feed him.

[knotbygranma]

Why do drummers swear? 🎶 Because they play per-CUSS-ion! 🤣 Hand puppets are coming to a KBG crochet pattern soon! #badumcha #crochet

[crvstalmind]

popping molly's more like popping pimples am i right

[flagitiousbunny]

Student: I'm having a problem opening up the gene data for BLAST.

Me: Did you follow the link? Scroll all the way down to the bottom. It has 4 files, download any 3 genes and unzip them.

Student: But I can't open them up.

Me: You don't have to open them up. Download the asn files and upload them to BLAST.

Student: I think I'm having issues with zip...

Me: *evil grin* So you're saying you're having difficulty

Student: Ms Smith no

Me: UNZIPPING YOUR GENES

[allis0nwunderland]

I met your neighbor... The mattress. Yeah, she's a queen

[aaaaaaaaaaraaaaaaaaagooooooooorn]

"You ain't got nuthin on this ranger" "I got dirt on you"