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I applied to this cute cafe job an hour ago and I already got an interview lined up

#i'm so fucking shocked #i need this energy all the time #damn #god bless #i hope i get it it's so cuuuute #badump tst

Y'all ever had pain in one part of your body but then in like an hour you realize the pain has shifted to the other side of your body now

#my right leg was paining but now it's my left leg????#like make up your mind #badump tst

so like i was at the dollarstore today and oops i did it again came on the radio and every time i passed an adult they were singing it under their breath and it just made me happy that we all collectively knew we couldn't resist singing along

#ofc their kids didn't know queen britney's bop #it was even better in the line hearing 3 different people mumbling 'that i'm sent from abooo oh ooove'#oops i did it again #badump tst

You guuuuys i'm screaming okay so i went to the mall today and i was buying macarons for my mom and the dude cashing me out was a cutie and when i was taking the card machine from him it tried to read my card while it was in my hand and i was like "hey it didn't even wait for me" and he fucking GIGGLED and it was the cutest goddamn thing ever wow i'm in love

#uggghhhh #imagine if i wasn't a ball of anxiety and social awkwardness #i could have been like 'haha you'd wait for me right' 😉#WAIT NO THAT SOUNDS WEIRD RIGHT #SEE I CAN'T FLIRT FOR SHIT #the girl working there was pretty cute too and her nose ring was so attractive #damn #badump tst

i went to go watch a quiet place today and i don’t think i’ve ever had so much fun with a whole theatre of random strangers before lmao people were being hilarious trying to open their food without making a sound and if someone coughed you could hear audible gasps and shit lol

#and random shit just made us all laugh like idiots it was kinda cool #maybe it's bc the theatre was 85% teens and young adults lmao #and when it god dead quiet you could actually hear the whispered 'oh no's #a quiet place #badump tst

My bitch ass has to wake up at 5am tmrw for my 8am lecture and just thinking about it makes me wanna Die™

#why in god's name would they even have lectures at that ungodly hour #and why the fuck do i have to live 30 kms away #i fucking hate school #badump tst #i literally just wanna cry when i think of it

someone for the ever fucking love of god please yell at me to go write pleasseee kick my ass into it i need the motivation

#please it's been almost a year #i'm a piece of shit author #my sulay match maker au is on life support #my banglo demon au is in a coma #badump tst

It’s april fools so here’s a reminder that the jokes on us because we’re all depressed pieces of shit living on this hell website and escaping our responsibilities

#i'm trying to be funny #clearly it's not working #badump tst #text

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