#baggishield

[verkomy]

BIRTHDAY BOYS

[cielo-chii]

Little gift for @mirkwood-spider-express 

Thank you for your support !!! Plant your trees and watch them grow.

[gnomehehe]

I want to share with you a fragment from my fanfiction in Russian (translated into English in a translator) and ask if you will read this (most likely you will have to turn on the translation of the page in the browser🙏)

There was a hurried knock on the door. Bilbo looked around at the thirteen dwarves and the magician with fright.

"Isn't everyone here already?"

Thorin frowned at the table, and everyone hurried to the door to see who else had been brought into Mr. Baggins' hole.The knock came again, more insistently this time, and the hobbit hurried to open the door. A young red-haired dwarf almost fell into the hole, but he caught himself in time and pretended that he had not fallen at all and was not going to. He had long, thick red hair and thick eyebrows. Not a beard, but stubble decorated his neck and chin. And all this was complemented by good-natured green eyes, sparkling with fun. To the dwarf's left stood a gnome. His face is an exact replica of the one standing next to him, but more threatening. Twins. Only instead of stubble, she has lush red sideburns from her temples to her chin. They're not that long, but it all looks elegant and dwarven. The dwarf twins had plaits in their hair, right next to their temples. Threads of different colors and beads of different sizes were woven into them. Both are dressed for hiking, in trousers, shirts, cloaks and leather armor (bracers, breastplates, knee pads, and so on). The dwarf woman had a huge axe on her back, and her brother had a bow, and both had swords on their belts.

the story is actually more interesting. These two are hitmen, but they don't know it themselves, and memories of movies come like prophecies. and Fathers Bofur, Bombur and Bifur. They're just my favorites...

In fact, it's unfinished and unfinished, and it was planned as one long piece, and I can't finish it... perhaps I can finish it with your wishes.. (I was planning to add bagginshield, nealin, kigolas, and fili/a female character.. Santa Barbara turns out)

[cielo-chii]

Preview of our little photoset of today

[warsawmouse]

ok, but what if Istari were like the Jedi?

fantasy equivalent lightsabers instead of staves

similar philosophy and politics

hell make it a crossover and pack your favorite Jedi off to ME as downsized maiar on a lookout for a Sith Dark Lord Sauron.

like, they are wizards, but they’re still themselves. you think Qui-Gon would be the one to manipulate innocent hobbits into burglary?

[kurosmind]

I know it's a popular headcanon, but I love the idea of Bilbo NEEDING several meals a day and not saying anything about it on the journey so he's silently starving whilst the company is mildly confused and concerned but he doesn't say anything ;-;

Well that’s basically what would realistically happen, isn’t it? He’d drop a lot of weight during the quest - and sadly not from exercise alone. Poor dear would be probably feeling really weak and dizzy most of the time, and that makes his actions in Goblin Town and after even more amazing. And while before Mirkwood there isn’t really time for concern - he recovers in Rivendell and at Beorn’s - and before that the relationship with the Company is not that close, imagine how utterly exhausted he is in the Woodland Realm, running around the halls, searching for the others and a way out while trying to keep quiet, the ring draining even more of his energy, being able to eat just a few morsels every day. Imagine how heartwrenching would be for Thorin to see him so wasted away when he finally finds him after days (or weeks?) of desperate searching. The dwarves offered Bilbo their food, but he often declines or takes just a few bites (they must keep strong and healthy for punching the elves in the  face, he jokes), and Thorin has to practically order him to eat his ration at least once in a while.

(And imagine how worried Thorin would be after the barrel escape, when Bilbo is nowhere to be see, he couldn’t swim and he was so weak. He saved them but at what cost?)

[hot-sea-man-peter-lukas]

Modern!Bagginshield with Cowboy!Thorin and Grade School Teacher!Bilbo where Bilbo takes his class to Thorin's ranch on a field trip (yay horses!) but Bilbo dreads the trip every year because Thorin is a complete a-hole and Thorin secretly looks forward to it because he's fallen for the quiet man in the ugly jumpers. It's too bad they only get to meet once a year. Bonus for Fili and Kili in Bilbo's class and a meddling Dis using the boys to get her hard headed brother and shy teacher together.

[bggnshield]

Ok, so I have this modern AU in my mind since The first Hobbit.. Bilbo works in an office and Thorin owns the cafe at the entrance of the same building. Bilbo arrives at work every morning at 8:00 and he visits the cafe to be welcomed by a steaming cup of coffee and a cheery ''Good Morning, Mr Baggins'' behind the bar. (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧