#baguetttes

[dongcroncher]

i feel it in my finges...I feel it in mi toes.... meme is all around us..

they are growing bigger, stronger, better than ever. they will arive soon

[throneforskeletons]

i dont have an iphone what does siri say 0 divided by 0 is

imagine you have 0 cookies and you split them evenly between 0 friends. How many cookies does each person have? See? It does not make sense and cookie monster is sad that there are no cookies and you are sad that you have no friends.siri is best lulz

[waywarddevil]

A girl at school mentioned how much she loves tumblr and she said "all the pretty pictures are my favorite. Except memes. I hate memes"

[teenytinytrombone]

Things I Currently Love

tagged by samthespaceguy

1 song:

Tainted Love – Soft Cell

2 movies:

22 Jump Street and Despicable Me 2

3 TV shows:

The Voice, Dragon’s Den, Match Game (holy shit I watch lame tv)

4 people:

Hayden (obvi), Sam, Dean, Tessa

5 foodie:

5 that is too few

Mac n cheese, ramen, burritos, cream turkey (om nom nom only once a    year), cinnamon buns

6 more tags:

((I forget who’s done this by now omg im sorry)) uhhhhhh peachysmash     paradiseawaitsus paintyourselfabluesky baguetttes falafellinginlove     theonlyfedoraguy

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[earthboyjim]

Once you’ve been tagged, you are supposed to write a note with 92 truths about you. At the end, choose 25 (good luck with that!) people to be tagged. You have to tag the person who tagged you.

Okay, first of all, fuck this guy samthespaceguy there goes my evening

1. WHAT WAS YOUR:

Last beverage: Mojito  

Last phone call: Maria, when figuring out where to sit at the movies

Last text message: my mom, letting her know I'm home and feeling fine

Last song you listened to: Tighten Up - The Black Keys

Last time you cried: Saturday at the movies

2. HAVE YOU EVER:

Dated someone twice: No

Been cheated on: No

Kissed someone and regretted it: No

Lost someone special: Yeah

Been depressed: No

Been drunk and threw up: No

3. LIST THREE FAVORITE COLORS:

Pastely colours mostly. Specifically blue, red, and yellow

4. LAST YEAR, HAVE YOU:

Made a new friend: yeah

Fallen out of love: no

Laughed until you cried: yeah

Met someone who changed you: nothing cinematic, just cool new faces, but nonetheless yes

Found out who your true friends are: what a spooky question. I guess? 

Found out someone was talking about you: What kind of teen drama movie are you living in?

5. GENERAL:

How many people on your FB friends list do you know in real life: All. Some not well, but I still know them

6. FIRSTS:

First Surgery: When I was like 3 or something

First piercing: None

First best friend: The guy recently moved to go to uni, but we lived a street over for like 7 years and we hung out just last week

First sport you joined: Basketball

First vacation: Minsk

First pair of trainers: I was a babby

7. RIGHT NOW:

Eating: Bread, pasta, and cheese

Drinking: Mojito

I’m about to: Work on a french essay or maybe not. We will see. But music will be involved

Waiting for: All this shit to be done and over with so I can play civ

8. YOUR FUTURE:

Want kids: Yeah

Get married:  Ye

Career: Fukin king architect that's what I want (actually though, something like project architect, hopefully in the eco field)

9. WHICH IS BETTER:

Lips or eyes: Depends on the person but I'd say lips

Hugs or kisses: Either

Shorter or taller: Either

Older or younger: Older

Romantic or spontaneous: Spontaneous but with intimacy that comes with romantic

Nice stomach or nice arms: Arms

Sensitive or loud: Sensitive

Hook-up or relationship: Hook-up 

Trouble-maker or hesitant: Passive trouble-maker

10. HAVE YOU EVER:

Kissed a stranger: Yes

Drank hard liquor: No

Lost glasses/ contacts: Yes

Sex on first date: No

Broke someone’s heart: I hope not, probably not

Arrested: No

Turned someone down: Yeah

Cried when someone died: No

Fallen for a friend: Yeah

11. DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

Yourself: Sometimes too much

Miracles: Spooky stuff

Love at first sight: That's more like lust. Love at first experience

Heaven: Nah

Santa Claus: Sorry kids

Kiss on the first date: Yeah, if they're cool with it

Angels: Nah

Well here yo go, a list of really strange and oddly specific fun facts about me. I don't know if I can tag 25 people, op is a bit ambitious so I'll just tag static-art-head loop-zoop baguetttes falafellinginlove (thank me for that sponsorship later) and paradisewaitsus

[dongcroncher]

i kiss u under mistleto

*holds u

[earthboyjim]

23-45

awwww yeeaaahhhh

23. How do you vent your anger?

I usually find someone I'm close to and talk to them about it. If I can't find anyone in person, I'll just text, but I always find it easiest to tell someone I know about what's going on, even if it's petty things

24. Do you have a collection of anything?

Not intentionally, no

maybe duST UNDER MY BED HEHEEEYYY!!! I never clean my room.

25. Do you prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?

Video chat, definitely. Though more often than not, I skype people with just the call going and no video (because it's laggy as balls)

26. Are you happy with the person you've become?

I'd say it beats what's preceded, yeah. I have a much easier time talking to people now and it's generally a fun time. But who knows what's still to come

27. What's a sound you hate? Sound you love?

I'm not a fan of people bouncing a basketball, but only if it's really slow. Especially at 1 am. I really love the sound of accordions.

28. What's your biggest "what if"

What if Darwin the Monkey, went to the moon and hot boxed Lance Armstrong, so when he stepped out on the moon, the first words would be "Damn, this is some dope-ass shit here" and just kind of sat down for a while to leave a butt-print on the moon

29. Do you believe in ghosts and/or aliens?

Ghosts: probably not

Aliens: probably yes

Alien ghosts: likely

30.  Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm.

Right: Nivea Eye Make-Up Remover

Left: Robot grabby arm

31. Take a good sniff what do you smell?

Egg Nog

32. What is the worst place you've ever been to?

Quebec City, not because of the place, but because of the circumstances (grade 7 school trip)

33. East coast or west coast?

West coast (thank you katy perry)

34.  Most attractive singer of your opposite gender?

Beyonce

35. To you, what is the meaning of life?

It's what you make of it (aww)

36. Define art?

Something that evokes a reaction (in the words of a genius, something that's provocative and gets the people going)

37. Do you believe in luck?

Yes, but not as something one can attain

38. What's the weather like right now?

Dark

39. What time is it?

Controversial

40. Do you drive, if so, have you ever crashed?

No, nor have I been in a crash

41. What was the last book you read?

Candide (really old french book, not very interesting either)

42. Do you like the smell of gasoline?

If I expected it, yes

If I didn't, then I'd be worried and wouldn't like it

43. Do you have any nicknames?

Dexter, Macklemore, Koist, Koytz, Shamalamakostya, Mackleman, hedgehog and like a billion others I've lost track somebody help

44. What was the last movie you saw?

The Book of Life

45. What was the worst injury you've ever had?

Probably the broken nose I got when I slipped on some spilled milk.

[vergess]

woah. yeah here we had fireworks in the big park by my house which was lots of fun. yeah i'm vegan so the barbecue part of any holiday isn't too great. honestly if you get really into it and have fun then there's nothing bad about it, i mean it doesn't hurt anyone right? I'm sorry you're in a bad mood. a lot of those notes were probably people arguing

Ah, I'll get over myself soon enough.

I don't actually mind barbecues in concept, but the guest lists for those events are usually full of people I'd rather not be within twenty feet of, too, so I tend to avoid them anyway.