#baha

[phagon]

[taskhelperpalestine]

Help Baha and his family rebuild their home and meet their d

Lying on my back feeling helpless and powerless, I decided to tell you my story from the beginning.

[cosmicwqll]

AUUUHH MRPUZZLES FLUFF ALPHABET BECAUSE!!!!! I!! AM! ILL!!!!

credits unknown I found this on Pinterest :')) I'm so sorry gang

A(nniversary) - How do they celebrate anniversaries with their partner?

Puzzles is def the cheesy, all-out type. But still, some days he could just want a nice, cozy nap on the couch and some tea. it depends on the day. Regardless, he's probably baking for you. there's no stopping him.

B(athroom) - Is their shared bathroom messy or organized? Do they enjoy showering/bathing with their partner?

Since he doesn't need to use any of it, he just has a small collection of polishes and cleaners for his screen and head- maybe the occasional wd-40 for his joints. boy's gotta stay articulated after all!

C(elebration) - What holidays do they and their partner celebrate? What are birthdays like? Do they like hosting parties and meals?

Usually whatever you celebrate- he definitely loves anything where you get to spoil him- or he gets to bake. He DOES celebrate the Lunar New Year- mostly because of his mother, she was raised to celebrate and passed it on to him. Birthdays are usually just cake and movies and an occasional present- for him, at least. For you they're however you'd like to celebrate- he's flexible. And hosting is a NIGHTMARE.

D(inner) - Do they eat dinner with their partner every night? Do they do most of the cooking, or at least help with it? Do they like to talk about their day or enjoy a comfortable silence?

Yapfest all around- he's usually cooking for you, and if you're both lazy, you're eating leftovers- blame a man who likes to meal prep. Most of it IS for you, he mostly eats his IV bags and the occasional sweet- maybe some of your dinner if it's something he's never tried.

E(ntrance) - How do they greet their partner when they arrive home?

Immediate smothering. You'll hear his lanky ass running down the stairs on all fours before he leaps into your arms and purrs up a STORM. He's usually dragging you to the living room to pamper you and ask all about your day.

F(amily) - Do they want to start a family with their partner? Any pets or children? How do they get along with their partner's relatives?

EH. He'd be FINE with kids, of course, but he'd much prefer cats. Maybe a fish- if you let him he's starting a koi pond. do not debate him on that.

G(roceries) - Do they like to go shopping with their partner? Are they trying to sneak treats into the cart when no one is looking?

He definitely hates shopping- too tall, ex-con, and not very liked? No thanks. He'll go with you occasionally, only if he gets to choose the snacks or you're not up to it.

H(ouse) - How quick do they ask to live together? Where do they and their partner move in together? Do they get a new place entirely, or does one just start living with the other?

The second you met he literally crashed into your house- not metaphorically. A rift opened in your basement and now he's stuck with you until he finds a way home- if he ever WANTS to leave, that is.

I(ndoors) - What's their favorite way to spend a lazy/rainy day in with their partner?

Sleep. All day. Lightning jams his signals and usually fries his senses for a bit so he'll be overwhelmed and grumpy, most likely whining and squirming in your arms until you hold him and pet him to soothe the many loud signals coming in.

J(obs) - Do they work with their partner? If not, do they ever visit their place of work?

100% a housewife. He cant run puzzlevision, sadly- the laws of your universe don't agree with his tv-dimension, but you'll probably see him outside, waiting for you to get out.

K(eepsake) - Have they decorated with/displayed any mementos from their relationship?

Anything and everything, he's keeping. A note you gave him? On his nightstand. That old paperclip you asked him to hold onto? Forever in his pocket Incase you need it magically. Your shirt/hoodie? He definitely didn't steal that noooo

L(aundry) - Do they help with their partner's laundry, or do they only focus on their own clothes? Do they share a closet or dresser with their partner?

He uses maybe ONE section of the closet- PJs, usual outfit, winter clothes, cozy outfit. that's it. He rewashes his outfits anytime he wears them. He refuses to get new ones. He'll help with laundry but usually that's your chore, since he doesn't like the water too much.

M(ornings) - What's it like waking up with them? Are they a morning person, or does their partner have to drag them out of bed?

He WAS a morning person at first but overtime shifted HARD to being a night owl- he loves being cozy in bed because it's just so comfyyyy. You're so huggable, too! He just wants to stay right here, alllll nice and comfy.

N(ights) - What's their nightly routine with their partner? Do they go to bed earlier, later, or at the same time? How do they sneak into bed when they've come home late?

Usually you come home late, so he's prepared. Warm chamomile, weighted blankets, and your PJs already set out. If he's feeling brave he'll MAYBE prep a bath, but he's not fond of it.

O(rbit) - Are they constantly at their partner's side, or do they keep to themself more?

the clinger ever. do I have to even answer this one??????

P(resent) - Do they often bring home gifts for their partner? What do they usually buy?

Stuff you NEED- clothes? Bodywash? snacks? He hates wasting on stupid stuff, unless it's a special occasion. He likes making sure you have everything you need to survive first- he cares about your wellbeing before any sappy things first- he's still your best friend, after all.

Q(uarrel) - Do they get into fights with their partner often? Do they let it escalate or try to calm it down?

Rarely ever serious- you'll bicker over silly things but the one time you got into a fight is finding out he nearly ripped his antenna clean off- neither party was mad but you were scared- reasonably. he swore up and down it wouldn't happen again but what really made you start bringing him with you more was the fact he thought you were going to leave.

R(esponsibility) - Do they take on very many chores? Do they complain about it? How helpful are they when it comes to housework?

Housewife. Need I say more?

S(ickness) - How do they take care of their partner when they're ill? How do they like to be taken care of when the roles are reversed?

Soft, warm cuddles and soup. If he's "sick", then good luck. Clingy 24/7, crying, and probably vomiting up static- not pleasant for either of you. He'll need a bit of pampering but mostly just keep him in bed.

T(elevison) - Do they watch TV with their partner regularly? What do they watch? (Morning news? Sitcoms? Dramas?) Do they ever fight over the remote?

He IS television, you watch whatever the hell he puts on his head- good for portability too! (don't ask what happened to your old flatscreen, he SWEARS it just malfunctioned. Which was probably caused by the brick thrown through it, but who's to say?)

U(nwind) - What's their favorite way to be comforted when coming home from a stressful day? How would they comfort their stressed partner?

kis..,, cuddles.... he's very affection-driven just give him physical affection and he'll crumple, either that or tickle him to death lmfaoo

V(acation) - How often do they take trips with their partner? What is their ideal vacation?

Back to his world, preferably- he wants to take you to the remains of Puzzle Park, and show you his old studio, and maybe you can stay? Forever? He doesn't like your world, per se, but if you don't want to universe hop, he understands. He just wishes he could go out without being gawked at like a freak.

W(edding) - Are they and their partner married? Do they elope or have a more traditional wedding, if any?

If you want to marry, sure! He's wearing a dress-tux. white, lace train, and a veil. He's bawling like a baby, yes, but who cares? It's HIS wedding. he's marrying YOU. He loves it regardless.

X - Free Space. Write whatever you want.

pe g him /mjmjmjmjmj OK OK OK PAAUUUSEE. don't shoot the messenger BAHA. ok ok ok anywyaya lalalalal um. he's poly shhh dgaf what you want this is MY blorbo /silly he's dragging you into his polycule of 4, 3, mayro, and wpnz. you're the newest recruit buckle up /j

Y(earn) - How much do they miss their partner when they have to be away from home for a while? How do they react when they finally return home?

..DO I NEED TO FUCKING SAY IT????????? WHAT DO YO U THINK /silly

Z(est) - Do they find domestic life boring or exciting? Do they regret choosing this kind of life?

He does miss his fame, sometimes, but he's happy to have you. He LOVES spending his days with you- and if he could? he'd do it all again.

[intotheelliwoods]

Some thoughts...

[tellyheadedtyrant]

fellow rgb??? in my notifs?! AWESOMESAUCE shakes your hand so big!!!!! >[ )]

i must say…. i don’t even remotely know what you see in him. Click, i mean. i for one am down for LOUD CROWD BOOING /silly

HELLO FELLOW JEEB!! shaking your hand but I am so comically small you simply toss me around like a ragdoll. anyway my taste in men will always be horrid and I hope he fucking bites my hand off /j I like my men emotionally distant and evil <3

[stanleyalone]

Hello? This journal is said to be able to reply and/or talk to me. I am testing this hypothesis, please respond or give any sign of life.

@institute-of-oddology-founder

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"Talking journal? Never thought id say that's NOT the weirdest thing I've heard of. Yeah, yeah, im here. Alive. I think."

[raiyndeere]

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[philippinewildlifeart]

We are all caught in a current of issues… in addition to rain.