– have a crush on midoriya izuku aka deku aka the guy you grew up with aka your childhood friend aka the guy you used to bully and now feel extremely guilty about it aka your rival aka the guy you now have a tentative friendship with and you're secretly so scared to mess up aka all might's successor aka the guy you imagine yourself with all of your life.
– have a lifelong crush on all might aka your teacher toshinori yagi aka your childhood hero aka the guy who you feel responsible for almost killing aka lowkey your gay awakening aka the guy who chose deku to be his successor aka lowkey your paternal figure aka definitely deku's paternal figure aka the guy you and deku have been obsessed with since ever aka the crush you just tell yourself you will eventually "grow out of" (it's been more than a decade).
– you start to realize your parents are spending a lot of time with midoriya inko aka deku's mom aka "auntie", who's also spending a lot of time with toshinori aka you and deku's childhood crush.
– your parents are dating inko.
– inko is dating toshinori, as well.
– deku is now your step-brother and all might is now your step-father by proxy.