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Watching the last season of Perfect Strangers. I used to have the biggest crush on Balki when I was a kid. My goal in life when I was like 5 was to be a cash register and move to Mypos.

I never realized what a total and complete selfish asshole Cousin Larry Appleton was, though. He's constantly doing shit just to make his life easier, with no regard for anyone else.  Even when he claims he's doing stuff for other people, he's just trying to make things better for him. He was always like, "I need to get in on this Get Rich Quick Scheme, and then totally doubt myself when I fail!" Or he's like, "I have a plan! Balki, let me take advantage of your kind nature and trick you into helping me! That way it screws us BOTH over!"

I think a post on everything I found wrong with this series may be in order once I'm done this massive load of assignments.