#balloonposting

[balloondragon]

wish i was a plushie with a seam broken open, fingers gently probing inside, brushing against my stuffing, against the harsh edges of the painless wound, held tightly, gently, as an object and a friend perfectly at the whims of my handler to either sew me up or leave the yonic opening be

[balloondragon]

today were gonna fill this fuckin tummy at work >:) bananas and seltzer time

[balloondragon]

wanna be a someones pampered, spoiled pet. fat and content, glamorous and self-absorbed. my owner would show me off at parties and all the guests would pet me and sweetly tease how my owner has simply RUINED me and smile and coo and pet my elegantly groomed fur. a life of cared-for hedonism, imposed on me by another, but accepted gladly.

[balloondragon]

this shirt makes me look huge 🥴

[balloondragon]

fuck....lost control in the shower and pumped 3 pounds of water into myself <3 im such a waterballoonslut heheheeee

[balloondragon]

bring me to an all you can eat buffet while im high and ur gonna have to waddle me to the door and roll me home

[balloondragon]

siiiighhh wish i was high as fuck because my brain processes my body as being that of a pear-shaped fluffy dragon with soft white fur and a big squishy tummy when im high enough

[lhoandbehold]

Quite possibly one of the funniest things I’ve read in a history book to date, it makes it sound like he couldnt leave his house.

[Image Description: a screenshot from an e-book copy of The Sublime Invention, reading: “One peasant, who knew nothing about ballooning received Blanchard ‘in a very rude manner’ and ‘thinking that he must be in league with the devil, attempted to stab him with a knife’. Blanchard survived the assault although attempts to kill him seemed to occur frequently.” End description]