#bambouzle

[ad1ostoreador]

i WAS GOING TO RESPOND TO THINGS INDIVIDUALLY AND IN MORE DETAIL, bUT,,, sPOONS,,, @bambouzle tHANKS FOR YOUR RESPONSE, aND i DIDN’T THINK IT WAS, uH, tOO LONG OR WORDY OR ANYTHING,,, i WAS ASKING, aND IT WAS INTERESTING TO HEAR ABOUT HOW DIFFERENT THINGS WERE, fOR YOU,, i’M GLAD THEY DO NICE THINGS FOR PEOPLE LIKE YOU, oN YOUR ALTERNIA,,,

@stormpainter tHANK YOU FOR YOUR RESPONSE, aLSO,, tHE FAMILY PART IS IMPORTANT TO ME, tOO,,  

i GUESS THE PART i WONDERED ABOUT, mOSTLY, iS WHAT THINGS SPECIFICALLY ARE CONSIDERED PART OF FOLLOWING THE TWAIN, iN DIFFERENT PLACES,,,

[thegam8ligant]

Like my status if you got yourself some serious motherf8cking Donkalanka8a8adunkahonkgala8a8agonadelakongalos

[klazomaniacstampcrab]

BAMBOUZLE ☘

YOU’RE LEGITIMATELY THE FUNNIEST FUCKING PERSON I’VE EVER MET.

[klazomaniacstampcrab]

✧ BaMbOuZlE

I would kill you. ✧ I would physically hurt you. ✧ I would attack you unprovoked. ✧ I would manipulate you. ✧ I dislike you. ✧ You annoy me. ✧ You scare me. ✧ You intimidate me. ✧ I hope I intimidate you. ✧ I pity you. ✧ You disgust me. ✧ I hate you. ✧ I’m indifferent toward you. ✧ I’d like to get to know you better. ✧   I’d like to spend more time with you. ✧ I’d like to be friends with you. ✧  I’m unsure what to think of you. ✧ I’m unsure how I feel about you. ✧ You are my friend. ✧ You are my best friend. ✧ You are my mentor. ✧ I look up to you. ✧ I respect you. ✧ You are my hero. ✧ You inspire me. ✧ You are my enemy. ✧ You make me happy. ✧ I want to protect you. ✧ I would fight by your side. ✧ I consider you an equal. ✧ I think you are beneath me. ✧ I think you are above me. ✧ I would lie for you. ✧ I would lie to you. ✧ I would sleep with you. ✧ I would sleep by your side. ✧ I would hug you. ✧ I would kiss you. ✧ You are family to me. ✧ I would die for you. ✧ I would kill for you. ✧ I would trust you with my life. ✧ I would trust you with my most precious belonging. ✧ I would trust you with a secret. ✧ I would trust you with my biggest / darkest secret. ✧ I love you (platonically). ✧ I love you (romantically).

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@bambouzle

[clownghost-in-the-machine]

@bambouzle

Whoop whoop!

[aggressive-optimism]

>Oh, you’re so red. You’re dizzy from all the blood that rushed to your face.

[klazomaniacstampcrab]

M!A: You get a satchel, lightweight and perfectly generic. However, if you try to put something non-sewing-related into it, it just... doesn't seem to fit. But if you reach inside, there's 26 rolls of expensive and beautiful fabrics, and all sorts of sewing tools, including over 50 spools of thread. Each roll is 1 yard by 1/2 mile, although they don't really seem so thick before unrolling. The tools are highest quality, with a wide selection; there's really nothing you can't do with these.

>This is such a nice gift! You’re excited to try out some sewing, and show it to Gamzee. He seems like he knows how to do things, and you’re happy to share. He has been nice enough to let you stay over, after all.

[klazomaniacstampcrab]

LAUNCHED HIMSELF ASS-FIRST INTO THE FUCKING CEILING.