I hc that percys actually not a pompous prick. He's just better at hiding stuff than the twins.
- he has the the stuck up rule following (voice??? Idk how else to describe it) because he smokes and needs to hide the rasp. So ofc he chooses the most over the top way to.
- he always dresses fully covered. And if he even wears shorts or a t shirt it's basically a strip tease. And thats bc he has tattoos. And there's NO WAY Molly's ever finding that out.
- and his job during school was an accountant at an underground fighting club ( this ideas from a fic on ao3 called "The Secrets Of Percy Weasley by SoFrBoe" genuinely soo good.) And yeah he definitely sparred there.
- hes also a vegetarian idk it just makes sense to me that this was the reason he wouldn't eat dinner at the great hall since the only thing he can basically eat over there is salad (and he doesn't want to be victim to Ron's terrible table manners)
- also, he still does like school and wants to get good grades. He probably believes it's stupid to think otherwise.
- percy would probably would push his glasses up before destroying someone completely. Cause he knows how odd it looks when he does it with a straight face and all, but it's funny to him.
- he can forge anyone's signature.
- he has that prefect voice trademarked. Its probably more scarier than molly's.










