#bammna

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After discovering that @hungry-hobbits had a particular character that happened to strike all the right notes with me, I just kinda immediately HAD to draw their Gidjette with my girl Bammna. Here’s to hoping I did him justice.

(Couldn’t find his precise height anywhere I hope it’s alright!)

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Bammna being drunk with her good bud Aeodd ( @szallejh ) cuz why not? HAPPY DRUNKS \o/

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Rumor has it... That Bam is actually really soft-hearted. ;)

The bulky woman looks at you with an expression of disbelief, pushing her glasses down a bit so she can look at you properly.“’Scuse me? Aeodd put you up to this, didn’t he? I swear I’m gonna clobber that guy good sometime…” She offers a sigh, rubbing her face some.“What is it with folk seeing a muscular gal and assuming I’m some sorta grumphead, seriously. I have bros, you know! I like drinking! We all punch a peacemaker every now and then!”

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Latest meme! :3 I'd like to know for Bam and Bhazz, actually... But not sure I am allowed to choose two ;) Well... answer for whoever you want. :3 4.,5.,7. aaaand 18. Pleeeeaaaase? ♡

Ohhhmy, of course! Thank you <3 They’re under the cut!

Bammna:

4: Best places to kiss on their body

Hmmm, difficult. It really depends on who -wants- to kiss her, to be honest. I’d say that the ‘best’  place to kiss her (taken into consideration how she’d react to it) is on her forehead if you’re close to her. If not… the cheeks. But that’s stretching your limits.

5:Guilty pleasures

While she doesn’t really hide it, Bam -really- likes to show off that she’s stronger than most regular males. That’s flexing, making ‘clever’ remarks about strength, and plain old lifting things in public as a means for her to show this. In her head of course. She is aware that there are people stronger than her, but frankly she doesn’t particularly care. She is proud of who she is, and nobody can take that away from her!Incidentally, she is a sucker for cheap-ass alcohol.

7: Their tickle spots

Ohhhboy, tickly spots. For Bam it’s anywhere on her upper arms, neck, and abdomen. The triceps especially. Though tickling the parts of her back she can’t reach is a surefire way of getting her marginally annoyed, so it’s probably -not- smart to do it there.

18: Things they’ll never admit

Deep down under she is very jealous of her brothers, Bhazz and Zzyot, because of the way they look. She’d never let this come in between her and her (adopted) siblings of course, but every now and then it’s a thing she just kinda has to deal with. Another thing she won’t ever admit is that she -still- wants to be a Peacemaker, but she’s just too uncivilized and ‘brutish’  in a way.

Another thing she won’t ever admit is that she would, sometimes, love to be in a relationship with someone like her, someone who can handle her as she is. This is something she rarely even thinks about however, and only when she’s particularly gloomy.

Bhazz:

4:Best places to kiss on their body

If Bhazz doesn’t know or like you  it’s best to just not kiss him at all, to be honest. He won’t actually react offended or anything, but it will -seriously- weird him out. If he knows you well he wouldn’t mind the occasional pecks on the face, though he’s generally more a hugger than anything else. Big beefy bear hugs are his specialty, even.

5:Guilty pleasures

Bhazz really enjoys hoarding food in a fridge and then heating it up all at once before consuming it all in record time. That’s leftovers and full meals, take-away food and other kinds of consumables. Just EVERYTHING.

7: Their tickle spots

Everything that could be considered his sides! From that fleshy part above his hips to the are just below his armpit, this all is one giant tickly spot. He doesn’t really know why, but even the slightest of tickles in those areas startle him slightly. Depending on how much he likes you he might either poke you back somewhere or glare at you somewhat indignantly.

18: Things they’ll never admit

The thing that bothers Bhazz most of all is that he remembers all of the time the Inquest used him as a ‘living’ weapon. It was several years at most, but he remembers every order and person he has executed and assaulted over this time. The thing he’d never admit about this is that it still wakes him up at night sometimes. Because of his size and personality his opinion is that he should be the one who needs to protect, and not the one who needs the protection. So if he ever looks like he hasn’t had any sleep but is refusing to say why or giving some roundabout answer, this is probably the reason.

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✴✴✴ for Bam? (:

Coming right up!

While not really showing it a lot, and she would never tell anyone, Bammna wouldn’t ever ride along in (is it ride?) a boat. This is for the simple reason that she can’t swim. She’s simply too heavy. Shallow water is fine, as long as her feet keep touching the ground, but as soon as it reaches a certain point you won’t have her ‘boating’ anywhere.

Despite the fact that some think she has made use of steroids to get how she is now, Bammna is all natural. She doesn’t know herself why she is like this, and most of the time she doesn’t care to find out. Bam just blames it on working for ten to twelve hours a day, doing exceedingly simple and hard physical labor and working out next to that. 

Bam -loves- walking around in tank tops. She knows she shouldn’t show off with the way she looks, but in all fairness she really can’t help it. Bammna is -extremely- proud of the way she looks, and shows it any way she can. Up to a point of course, and she very much knows when to get serious. Connected to this is the fact that she’s very physical when it comes to how she shows things. She’d rather grab someone close to her and noogie the living S*@$ out of them than calmly go “Well done, dear friend”.

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Character Introductions: Bammna

Bammna, Bam for friends, has ended up in a very different place than originally expected of her. From the get-go she was talented and smart, also physically capable, and passed every class with exemplary notes. Not the best ones, but good ones. Aiming for the top, she joined the peacemakers after passing college, and there she also shone. 

Of course, doing good attracts attention. Less than two months after she’d joined she was snagged - during a patrol - by Inquest, and tortured to the point of losing her arms from the elbows down. The emotional and physical trauma inflicted then changed her in more than one way. Ever since then she had been prone to give in to violent tendencies, and her before calm mood took a 180 degrees turn. Now a passionate spitfire of a young woman, she attempted to join the peacemakers again after getting two augmented arms. She was too changed to be of proper service, and was honorably discharged. Having nowhere else to go, not counting staying at home and being lazy, she ended up in the slums. Here it was shown that even the great can fall far, and she got into gangs and fights every other week, never staying long and always on the run.  

After about one to two years of this she ended up in an underground boxing pit. Here she really saw that what happened down in the slums was far from good, but she still enjoyed participating and brawling. Unaware of the fact that foul play was a thing down there, she was demolished in her first round, and incapacitated for the rest of the tournament. 

Luckily for her, this knocked some sense back into her. 

She searched for help with her violence issues, and took a job at a scrapyard. In the end the job proved to be more help for her than any doctor could hope for, and she was asked to just keep doing that. She still works in the scrapyard, and added her own touch to her job of an Asura wrecking ball.  Using the fact that she had two augmented arms, she made herself a new pair. Or rather a pair of gauntlets to fit her augments into. These ‘Wreckers’ - or ‘Crash and Crush’ as she lovingly calls them - are basically giant fists with shielding added to them, allowing her to swing big and hit hard. The shielding on it is made to expand and contract based on minuscule movements with her hands, and over time she had become quite proficient with them. Of course, lugging around heavy metal gauntlets isn’t easy. Always physically capable and tall, this passive exercise has given her quite the gun show, which she of course thoroughly enjoys. 

Less violent than she once was and always in for a joke, Bam is a punkish addition to the scrapyard. She sternly believes that if you hit an obstruction in life, you’d damn better hit it as hard as you can and show it who’s boss. 

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🏹 for Bam and 💃Zzyot ? :D

🏹- For a talent they wish they had (Bammna)

The seaweed-haired woman considers for a moment and then grins, gesturing somewhat with her oversized metal hands. “Yano, bro, it’s weird but like, I’ve always wanted to be a baker, yano? Makin’ bread and stuff, smacking cookies into someone’s face. Whacking someone with a baguette. Sounds super cool to me!”She muses ahead for a second, then continues. “Would get me to make somethin’ instead of breaking it I guess, which is… cool. Making things is something I’d like to be able to do, yeah.”

💃- For a talent that they like to keep hidden from others (Zzyot)

The question draws a grumble out of the hulking chimerasura, who is very evidently not enjoying the fact that he got picked for this… questionnaire thing. He crosses his arms before speaking up, his voice (as ever) about as graceful as a chainsaw. “Fuckin’… Gess I be good at… I’unno…” An annoyed expression passes over his snouted face and he snarls softly before looking to the side.

“I like tendin’ ta kids, yeah? Dunnae like… -feedin’- ‘em or summin’, bu’ jus’… playin’ wit’ ‘em, or summin’… Same fer animals, cats ‘specially.” He aims his golden eyes at the one asking the questions. “Kids an’ animals dunnae ask fuckin’ ‘nnoyin’ question.” It sounds like an accusation.

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Tell me about Bam being passionate and Zzyot feeling loved! (:

Bam talking about being passionate:

The large woman on the other end of the table laugh uproariously at the question about passion. She leans in somewhat and does the ‘bro listen’ gesture, gesturing you closer. “Bro, this is a very random question to ask someone just outta the blue. You a reporter or something, a journalist? Nah don’t answer that…”Sighing some and leaning back, pursing her lips in a ponderous fashion, Bammna lilts her head to the side a little before speaking up. “Passion isss… duking it out with someone in the Underdome or Skrepp’s arena. You know, ducking and weaving, taking and giving punches, trying to outlast the other? Yeah bro, -that- is passion!” Again she thinks for a moment, tap-tap-tapping her metal fingers on the table.

“Doesn’t mean you gotta be -good- at it though. I mean look at me, I’m amazing and fucked up impressive and everything,” she doesn’t even cough, “but that doesn’t mean I’m good at fighting! I enjoy the shit out of it, sure, but -good-? Naaah, naaaah. Drinking though!” Adding deed to word she swigs down on the cheap-ass beer she was holding and empties the can.

“That answer your question, bro?”

Zzyot talking about feeling loved:

The hulking male looks across the counter, giving a menacing sort of frown at the question that was just asked. A low growl sounds as he sits up somewhat, yellow-golden eyes trained on you. “Th’ fuck’d ya wanna know ‘bout wha’ I think ‘bout feelin’ luv’d? Tha’s personal, yano.” *Grumbling, he taps a large claw on the counter before continuing.

“I’d be guessin’ tha’s… Th’ feelin’ o’ bein’ luv’d’s amazin’, rilly.” A soft smile (probably, with those haphazardly placed great amounts of teeth it’s hard to tell) dawns on his face. “Sum’thin’ I hadnae’ had in a long time ‘fore mum ‘n dad found me.”Immediately afterwards his grumpy demeanor returns. “Now -fuck off-, ‘fore I rip ya arm off or summin’.” Then he goes back to swigging down the ale. Alcohol!