king saying lancer would bounce when he would do the opposite fucks with me so bad. NO. HE DOESNT BOUNCE HE SQUISHES HE WILL GO SPLAT AND DIE WHATS WRONG WITH YOU
also the whole thing at the end of chapter 2 where him and queen talk and he's suddenly all cute and cuddly like he didn't get jailed for his mistreatment of his kingdom and son... looks around. anyone? haha????
LITERALLY. It has to be intentional right? Surely?????? Like he doesn’t know his son at all and says the exact opposite of what he’s all about. Right???????????? And the words “I’ll drop him off the edge and let him splatter…” there is no way he was actually bluffing I refuse to believe it.
And when he’s like “bounce him on the ground like a ball” queen IMMEDIATELY gets uncomfortable and decides to leave. Like come on.
And this whole thing has gotten to the point where you can’t say ANYTHING about Lancer getting hurt without people being like “the weapon will bounce off he’ll be fine” NO?????? HE?????? WON’T???????? You wouldn’t believe the amount of times I’ve had people say that to me in comment sections all over instagram. EXPLAIN THE BASEMENT SCENE??????? EXPLAIN THIS?????????
Latest meme! :3 I'd like to know for Bam and Bhazz, actually... But not sure I am allowed to choose two ;) Well... answer for whoever you want. :3 4.,5.,7. aaaand 18. Pleeeeaaaase? ♡
Ohhhmy, of course! Thank you <3 They’re under the cut!
Bammna:
4: Best places to kiss on their body
Hmmm, difficult. It really depends on who -wants- to kiss her, to be honest. I’d say that the ‘best’ place to kiss her (taken into consideration how she’d react to it) is on her forehead if you’re close to her. If not… the cheeks. But that’s stretching your limits.
5:Guilty pleasures
While she doesn’t really hide it, Bam -really- likes to show off that she’s stronger than most regular males. That’s flexing, making ‘clever’ remarks about strength, and plain old lifting things in public as a means for her to show this. In her head of course. She is aware that there are people stronger than her, but frankly she doesn’t particularly care. She is proud of who she is, and nobody can take that away from her!Incidentally, she is a sucker for cheap-ass alcohol.
7: Their tickle spots
Ohhhboy, tickly spots. For Bam it’s anywhere on her upper arms, neck, and abdomen. The triceps especially. Though tickling the parts of her back she can’t reach is a surefire way of getting her marginally annoyed, so it’s probably -not- smart to do it there.
18: Things they’ll never admit
Deep down under she is very jealous of her brothers, Bhazz and Zzyot, because of the way they look. She’d never let this come in between her and her (adopted) siblings of course, but every now and then it’s a thing she just kinda has to deal with. Another thing she won’t ever admit is that she -still- wants to be a Peacemaker, but she’s just too uncivilized and ‘brutish’ in a way.
Another thing she won’t ever admit is that she would, sometimes, love to be in a relationship with someone like her, someone who can handle her as she is. This is something she rarely even thinks about however, and only when she’s particularly gloomy.
Bhazz:
4:Best places to kiss on their body
If Bhazz doesn’t know or like you it’s best to just not kiss him at all, to be honest. He won’t actually react offended or anything, but it will -seriously- weird him out. If he knows you well he wouldn’t mind the occasional pecks on the face, though he’s generally more a hugger than anything else. Big beefy bear hugs are his specialty, even.
5:Guilty pleasures
Bhazz really enjoys hoarding food in a fridge and then heating it up all at once before consuming it all in record time. That’s leftovers and full meals, take-away food and other kinds of consumables. Just EVERYTHING.
7: Their tickle spots
Everything that could be considered his sides! From that fleshy part above his hips to the are just below his armpit, this all is one giant tickly spot. He doesn’t really know why, but even the slightest of tickles in those areas startle him slightly. Depending on how much he likes you he might either poke you back somewhere or glare at you somewhat indignantly.
18: Things they’ll never admit
The thing that bothers Bhazz most of all is that he remembers all of the time the Inquest used him as a ‘living’ weapon. It was several years at most, but he remembers every order and person he has executed and assaulted over this time. The thing he’d never admit about this is that it still wakes him up at night sometimes. Because of his size and personality his opinion is that he should be the one who needs to protect, and not the one who needs the protection. So if he ever looks like he hasn’t had any sleep but is refusing to say why or giving some roundabout answer, this is probably the reason.
What gets me so mad about how King was handled in Deltarune is with how he already has a formed motive before Chapter 2.
"Abandoned by the Lightners, his heart cracked with hatred..." why change this to "The Fountain was messing with his mind haha"
Almost like you needed a convenient excuse for his abuse...
LITERALLY! Also wtf???? The fountain can just fully mess with people’s minds now??? To the point it and it alone makes them abuse their kids? 😭
Queen wasn’t like that. We learn from sweet capn’ cakes that “she was bad before, she just got WORSE!” yet the second she learned about what the knight really wanted she was like “wait why the hell would I want that? Close the damn fountain”
So king really has no excuse here. If anything lancer was being neglected before but it got worse after the knight came along, maybe that’s when king started getting more seriously physical? We know lancer must have been getting physically abused before because he hardly reacts to king picking him up by the neck and only fights back when his friends were about to be killed
Also, he knew what the knight was planning the whole time. He wanted to cause the roaring to make lightners pay for abandoning him. So like… I just can’t get behind the excuse that the fountain was messing with him. Not at all. That’s absolute bullshit
He’s still jaded and dislikes the lightners.
I’m making a whole youtube video about this and I’ve already recorded the audio but I swear I keep remembering new things every second I go without finishing it
IVE ALWAYS THOUGHT THAT THE PROCESS OF IT OPENING UP IS SUPER DUPER PAINFUL (I mean it IS a massive hole tearing itself into his body) AND ITS LIKE THE EQUIVALENT OF PUBERTY
I have an old drawing that’s kinda related to this idea where his features starting to resemble king’s… I’ve been thinking about redrawing it
I love your little drawing as much as it pains me to see him upset <\3
Hello! I love your analysis posts and I especially love your Invader Zim posts too. Could you make an analysis about the Tallest (they are my favorite characters): we know they have a bond but do you think they cared for each other ? (Not a ship thing it is a general question). Jhonen himself said they were not lovers neither brothers and they just "begrudgingly" share the title and Wally Wingert viewed them as tolerating each other but would kill each other if they had the chance. What do you think? Thanks!
Omg thank you!!!! Honestly I do like RAPR but that’s a personal thing, as for the series itself…
I can see where jhonen is coming from (obviously… he DID make them 😭) and wally… idk. Just said that I guess. I don’t know if he said that recently, but it has been a long time since the episodes were produced so it’s probably easy to forget what happened in them, but…
They definitely like each other. They love being horrible to people and they have fun together while they’re doing it, they’re a couple of big bullies. And like… they’re always together. They’ve always been together. In the academy they were attached at the hip, they were in zim’s memories in the trial! You won’t find one without the other. And that’s them CHOOSING to stay together, before they were the tallest they could have easily just not stayed with each other… that’s not tolerating, that’s them wanting to be together.
And they SHARE snacks. In irken culture that has to mean a LOT. Like I said, I do like rapr, but I think they at least have to be best friends. There’s no way they’re only tolerating each other. I know this is short and probably super scrambled (it’s midnight and I was up early so I’m really tired, also I haven’t watched IZ for a while) and I’ll probably add more to this when I can think clearly but I do think they care about each other and have a close bond. I think red has defended purple more than once, but right now I can only think of one time…
P: Hey! I like snacks!
R: He LIKES snacks, Zim.
This could easily just be him trying to berate zim just for the sake of it, but they both do that anyway for literally everything else. I think it really was a genuine defence.
