Re: Bananaduck
If it were just slightly more hazardous it's definitely the sort of thing that could be attributed to Bloody Stupid Johnson.
Imagine it: a vast and ornate formal garden populated exclusively by Bananaducks. Bananaduck topiary. Bananaduck mosaic. A Bananaduck centerpiece to a lovely three tier water feature. And somehow, through means even the University doesn't understand (much less condone) there is a squadron of happy little bananaducks that waddles around shedding peels on all the paved surfaces.
There is definitely a garden somewhere in the wealthy section of Ankh-Morpork that is just bananaducks all over. It's probably nefarious in some way, so I'm guessing Vimes will eventually discover it, and I'm not sure even Sam Vimes will have the words for --
Never mind I have read almost every Discworld book in existence and should Sam Vimes walk into a garden full of banana duck sculptures he would definitely say "Carrot, this man has now run afowl of the law, for which there is no appeel."
Poor Carrot. Pretending you don't get your boss's puns is both a delight and a struggle.
