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Band director: and brass kids...could you please clEAN UP YOUR SPIT SO THE NEXT HOUR DOESN'T STEP I N I T

Percussion line: other band kids call us daddy.

Other band kids: no...no we don't.

Band director: we'll take a water brake when the trombones quite down.

Students:* sighs* this is how I die

Brass student: *flailing on the floor* HaS anYOnE SeEn mY MoUThpIeCe????

Brass class: hey woodwi-

Woodwind class: do us all a favor and stop right there.

Band director: okay concert is on Sunday, who's ready?

Trombone line: *raises their hands*

Band director: put your hands down.

Sharing stands

Clarinet players: *stand tilted to the side and seats positioned differently

Saxophone players: *difficult but possible*

Trombone players: WTF IS HAPPENING

High school saxophone player: *tutoring a beginning band student* hey kid, wanna here a joke about a meme and a saxophone?

Band director: STEVEN NO!

#bandconvos