*loud instrument Noice*

I'm what band kids call emotionly unstable 

[band-is-a-cult]

Hey!

  It wont be a band blog, but I’m moving to a new blog and if you thought what i posted was maybe kinda funny you should follow the new one here! 

[wtnvproverbs]

Wanna feel old? People born in 2014 have already graduated college, don’t know what a trombone is, and are all named after gourds.

Things Fall Apart (via wtnvproverbs)

[niovitheviolin]

bad idea : playing your violin while being really drunk

[violapianolife-blog]

Bad idea: playing your violin

[randompianogirl-blog]

Bad idea: buying a violin

[violapianolife-blog]

Bad idea: violins

[official-piano]

Bad idea: not taking up the piano

[official-contrabassoon]

Bad idea: being a musician

[back-to-bassics]

Bad idea: being

[crazymusicianpoop]

When you should be practicing but you don’t because you’re depressed about how bad you sound

[fake-mermaid]

perfect bands don’t exi-

[marksandrec]

I have a post of one of my favorite drummers propping his feet on his kick drum and it was flagged as NSFW I'm cacklign

Drums are very Adult Content™ ya know. :P

[band-is-a-cult]

I was telling my non-band friend about @band-god and @orchestra-god so they responded like this

[band-is-a-cult]

Psst, remember this post? Probably not, but listen. The person I was messaging is called "hatofulboyfriemd" without the quotations and you should check out there blog because I have lots of respect for them and they deserve lots of love

[theextrovertedfluteplayer-blog]

Things you hear in Marching Band

“Zip me up”

“WHERE ARE MY DINKLES?!?”

“Im really thirsty”

“KILL ME”

“My calves hurt”

“Dut dut dut dut dut dut BALALALA”

“UNZIP ME NOW! I GOTTA PEEEE”

“Damnit”

“Damn Trumpets”

“Damn dippy flutes”

“GOD DAMNIT DRUM MAJORS AND YOUR WHISTLES”

“MY REED”

“THE SUUNNNN”

“Where the hell am I for this set”

“Shut up and play"

“Just stop breathing please. JUST DON’T BREATH.”

“Keep dem high toes”

“STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DAMN TROMBONE”

“I hate you all”

“What time is it”

“when did our band room grow grass?”

“*woodwinds sing their parts*”

“STOP PUSHING TO THE FRONT OF THE LINE. WE ARE ALL THRISTY.”

“PAY ATTENTION”

“Run run run run RUN RUN RUN RUNNN!!!!”

“Sorry, I got band”

“FOR BANNDD!!!”

“FUCK YOUUU”

“I ship that saxophone guy with the flute girl”

“Damnit it’s raining”

“SCREW YOU MUD”

“NOT TODAY WEATHER GODS.”

“This one time at band camp”

“Remember the first time when we got onto the football field?”

“*gross sobbing*”

“Why the hell is that freshman better at back marching than me.”

“MARK TIME HUT AND 1, 2 READY GO.”

“I love you guys…”

~Add more if I forgot any XD

[nakedmole-rat-deactivated202503]

*empties a drop of spit out of valve* every woodwind in a 20 foot radius: “EWWW OH MY GOD THAT’S SO DISGUSTING YOU GOT IT ON ME OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GO

[band-is-a-cult]

I feel personally attacked

[classicalcarp-deactivated201805]

me, a musician: “you know, i’m improving a lot, i actually sound pretty goo-”

youtube video: “7 year old musical prodigy will blow your mind!!”

me, a musician: “gOD DAMn iT”

[whyamiamusicmajor]

So I’m in my friends practice room and she’s playing her clarinet doin her thang and it sounds really good to me but every 20-30 seconds she stops and aggressively whispers FUCK then just keeps going and I think that’s essentially what practicing is.

[band-is-a-cult]

Oh my god, all of my practice sessions go like this

[band-is-a-cult]

Definitely, definitely tomorrow

[oofology]

👏👏I can’t stress this enough 👏👏

[komaedaholdingthings]

komeada holding a octobass

[band-is-a-cult]

So Like most people name their instruments right? Well I named my clarinet Clark. So the usual happens, I walk in the band room and put Clark together,but like I fucking dropped it and screamed "OH FUCK CLARK" and then a tuba player looked at me and said "clark?". I nodded and pointed at my clarinet. His face lit up and pointed towards at his tuba and said "my tuba is named Lewis!". We now plan on buying boat and raising our instruments together on the sea. Band is great.

[dennys]

know your pickles, people

[soyouwanttoplaytheflute]

[versatlie]

Ah yes, the flute