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(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄) feelings huh.

“Yeah, da feelin’ dat I’d like t’ punch ya into anotha realm o’ existence.”

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bangbang-dear :‘3c Hung up on me? How flattering.

“...”

“H a. Ha. Wouldn’t that be a hoot.”

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A story by Neku Sakuraba

Once upon a time I didn’t like you and you were obnoxiously handsome and it was awful.

The End

Epilogue:

You suck in horribly vivid dreams I have sometimes.

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@the-composer

#bangbang-dear #the-composer #drunk AND sassy?!#give me all the Joshuas #I want every trash can

@bangbang-dear "Oh look, another chimp. That one little kitten full of lies friends with a crazy cat lady and despised by the rest- aren't you the special snowflake?"

#bangbang-dear #rate my condescending tone from 0 to bullshit

@bangbang-dear the Mouseketeer.

Having surreptitiously documented the event via mobile incrimination device, he turned his phone around to play the video for his alternate’s appraisal.

“You tell me.” He’s positively thrilled to have caught Joshua in a candid moment; footage this exclusive was to be coveted. Needless to say, he’ll be archiving it.

“Who do you think I am?” He deadpanned. “--well, besides you.” He pocketed his phone and reached up to adjust hat, hair, and generally fuss over him.

“I worked a little Disney magic. Signed by the Mouse himself.” It’s even got Joshua’s name stitched in, but he’ll discover that on his own.

#bangbang-dear #/he's adopted you now joshua

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Your eyes remind me of the deep, dark depths of...

Simon Cowell.

“Mr. Nasty himself, hm? So Neku is a masochist.”

#because i am #keep em coming #bangbang-dear

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your boyfriend started it and i have RECEIPTS. i could provide SCREENSHOTS

“I ain’t put it past you t’ forge dat shit, yo.”