legends of avantris : dimwits of the dimwood ep. 4 … sentence starters
"Ooooh, close, buddy, close."
"I lost my left nipple that day."
"No, I could get naked, though."
"I invented magic not magnets."
"His new mortal enemy is taxes."
"Oh, we're going to kill my family!"
"It's gonna be in your fur for weeks."
"Can't stop me from getting naked."
"There's a lesson here: taxes are bad."
"Just stand back and watch the mayhem."
"This is so much worse than the poisoning!"
"If you would just put your clothes back on…"
"Look around you. You see nothing but foes."
"I was gonna ask you if this was all worth it…"
"I just wanted to be respected… and have gold."
(dazed) "I don't want to go to the circus, father..."
"I missed a lot of them. Those fuckers can jump."
"Hi, my name's (name), and I'm an agent of chaos."
"It's probably gonna be worth more than gold soon."
"You see my clothes covered in blood? It's not mine."
"Oh, and we gave them a weapon of mass destruction."
"This is simultaneously the best and worst day of my life."
"My dream is a nightmare filled with bloodshed and clowns."
"He was very excited to become a murderous rage weapon of war."
"Well, hold on, I think the monster that ate both (name)s makes a good point."
"We saved a life and we stole from these crooked crooks. It's all win-win for me."
"We're becoming infamous, you know. That's pretty cool when you think about it."
"It's gonna really hard for me to point them all out when they're wearing clothes."
"I always knew the creator of the universe was gonna be intelligent enough to graduate from clown college."
"The worst part about it was that it was supposed to come with a side of French fries, but none of them even said, 'oui oui'!"
