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Hoseok: I hope you know you ain’t staying out beyond 10 pm.
Daughter: But Daddy, the parties usually get good after 10!
Hoseok: Do I look like I care what those parties are doing? Don’t nothing good happen after 10pm for people of your age group
Daughter: *mumbles under her breath as she puts on her shoes* I can’t wait until I’m grow so I can do what I want
Hoseok: *insert pic above* Yeah and you gone be grown outside my house because I’m not the one
~Admin Zani
Scenario
You and jimin already out the kids to bed, showered and gotten cozy in the bed when he starts feeling on ya talking dirty on ya ear. Yall both get all riled up and ready to go, right as he getting ready to slip that thang in there yall dont hear the door opening and hes like “imma tear that 🐱 up” . Next thing you know theres screeching at the foot of the bed cause your daughter had a nightmare and was hoping to share the bed but now she thinks jimin is gonna abuse the pet cat screaming "please dont kill Mr. Bluberry, daddy!" and you scramble to at least put on a robe or something before you go to comfort the little girl. All this happened in like 3 minutes so when you walk out of the room, toddler on hip, jimin is left blue balled and confused sitting on the bed like *insert photo*
-Admin E
You have been trying to convince yoongi to have a kid for a couple weeks but hes adamant about not wanting one yet because you only just got married 2 years ago and that’s “not nearly enough me and you time before we have to chase a little satan around the house”. Hes extra careful about wearing condoms and keeping up with your period and birth control just for the fact that he wants you to himself and himself only, doesn’t even wanna share you with snot nosed midgets with half his own DNA. Then on valentines day you both go out for dinner, have a great night and all that jazz, get to the room and you surprise him with lingerie and booty game that has him forgetting his own name (and the condoms too). Couple weeks roll by and throws a box of tampons at you while you’re on the toilet, you get mad looking at him like this muhfukka must be out his gatdam mind before you realize… oh shit. You ain’t bleeding. Its bleeding time but like…. you ain’t flooding like Niagara Falls if it was made of red wine. Fast forward to you and him sitting in the dr’s office being told you gone have twins because yes, you only did it once and yes, he pulled out (mostly) but Yoongi has super sperm and them hoes were on a bonafide mission to scramble some eggs. Now yall both just sitting there dumb struck trynna figure out uh uh uh whatcha gone do, yoongi looking like *insert pic* and you sitting there grinning like the Cheshire cat
-Admin E
You just gave birth to a bouncing boy. He’s adorable and Jin invites some of the boys over to take a peek at his pride and joy.
*insert pic above*
Jin: Here he is, almost as good looking as me
Hoseok: So he just lays there?
Jin: Yup...
~Admin Zani
Wife is leaving for the weekend for a business trip and he gets left to watch the kiddies.
Wife: "Alright I'm about to leave. What's on the agenda for your first day together?"
Hoseok: *insert picture*
-Admin E
That moment when Hoseok takes his daughter to the park and not even 10 minutes later she got hella Niggas giving up they juice boxes and cookies and trying to hold her hand.
~Admin Zani
Your daughter gets in trouble for calling another little girl in her class “Dusty, Crusty, and just not cute...” thus making the little girl cry.
Jimin talking about some, “I don’t know where she got that from.”
You look at him in disbelief, “First of all nigga, she got that shit from you and your ‘I’m cuter than you’ antics. I told you it was gone come back to haunt us, so don’t act clueless now”
Jimin: *insert pic above*
~Admin Zani
You: You do know that no parent sends their child to school dressed in Gucci from head to toe....
Tae: Is it so wrong that I want to give my child the best?
You: HE’S👏🏾 5👏🏾...like seriously, what is the logic in him wearing his teacher’s salary to roll in dirt and smell like outside?
Tae: *insert pic above*
You: My point exactly, now put that child in a damn paw patrol t-shirt and call it a day.
~Admin Zani
