#bap crack

[its4thememes]

'hey i’m new to b.a.p who’s the visual?’

him

[parkjivin]

best way to start a crack channel by poking fun at the beast (aka tumblr)

[chenchenthedancingmachine]

b.a.p as olives

@bap-time​ you 200% encouraged this and i blame you for it

Yongguk - Kalamata “deep purple, with tight, snappy, shiny skin, and a pretty almond shape, preserved in red wine for a distinct rich, deep essence” -sounds like BYG to me

Himchan - Lucque highest grade olive for our highest grade visual

Daehyun- Cerignola plump king of the green olive for our plump lipped boy

Youngjae -  Cailletier/Niçoise Original snake olive w two names and originally mistaken as grapes

Jongup - Zeitoun Akhdar (Lebanese green olive) my bias olive but if youve never had one rip 2 ur soul theyre phenomenal

Zelo - Amfissa aka the greek oracle olive for young zelus 

im not sorry

[daefsoulmate-blog]

Himchan: wanna come over and eat what my mom made?

Yongguk: what'd she make?

Himchan: me

[kkeke99]

Zelo: What's that?

Daehyun: A waffle, it's like a pancake but square.

Zelo: Why's it square?

Daehyun: Because was invented by Simon P. Waffle and he like to stack his waffle in boxes, and it's just easier to do that if it’s square.

Zelo:

Zelo: You're making that up.

Daehyun: I'm insulted you would even think that.

[meowsoo]

Shameless promo to the crack video I made two years ago (*≧▽≦)

[imaginethemkmusic]

I couldn’t post it on Youtube or Tumblr. Being an editor sucks~ Anyways, this is much funnier than my last video. I hope you like it! I will be updating soon on my youtube channel: pineappletae

[shut-the-jongup]

heres the version of the mistake i made WITH all of the audio

why do i always have copyright issues