#bar convos

[findingeventhorizon]

Yo people just like to talk. It dont even matter if its important or not.😂😂😂

[nicolemanila]

Bar convos #5

After talking to each other the whole night...

Guy: I wish I could've met you before I married my wife.

[nicolemanila]

Bar Convos #4

A: *starts shouting and dancing in the pub*

B: *looks at A weirdly*

A: *screams...* don't you judge me, my boyfriend has cancer!

[nicolemanila]

Bar Convos #3: I think she's lost

2 local girls walked in and sat themselves. I gave them a menu. A few minutes later, girl walked up to the bar.

Girl: how do we order?

[nicolemanila]

Bar Convos #2: on the rocks, no ice

A local customer in our foreign bar.

Customer: one Jameson

Bartender: Single or Double?

Customer: uuuhhh.. *makes their country-specific thinking noise* Shingle.

Bartender: do you want that neat or on the rocks?

Customer: on the rocks! No ice.

*fellow bartender and I look at each other*

Bartender: On the rock means with ice, do you want ice with it or not?

Customer: ah, yes, yes.. On the rocks. No ice.

[nicolemanila]

Bar convos #1

A: We need a new friend. Will you be friends with us?

B: Are you asking me sarcastically?

A: No. We need a new friend. Are you a copious drinker who can stay up all night long?

B: uh, yeah.

A: great, you're hired.

[whatlevelamion]

Convos on the dance floor

Guy: Hi what's your name?!

Me: Arielle

Guy: Oh like the little mermaid?

Me: Haha yeah sure

Guy: Haha what's this thingamabob?!

Umm... Lmao

[mykeebunch]

Sam: You were off by like ten inches.

Me: That's what she said.