#baraqielposting

[ex-angels-anonymous]

A conversation from last year...

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BA>> ur never gonna believe who just called

AZ>> I swear to God if it's Taliel again I don't want to talk to him, I don't care how many times he asks I'm not giving him a frenum piercing for free, I don't care that he was Gathon's throne he's fucking annoying.

BA>> guess again lmao

BA>> ur close tho

AZ>> I don't want to talk to Arcsine either, to be perfectly honest with you I'm not really in the mood to hear his whole schpiel about hoof stuff.

BA>> it was Arseni

B>> it wants to defect and its asking when ur free to talk.

AZ>> You're shitting me

BA>> i swear to u I'm not lol.

AZ>> What did it say specifically.

BA>> it said "Please ask Azazel when he's free to talk, I have urgent things I must speak with him about, some of which are related to a particular incident, he will know what I'm speaking of."

AZ>> I'm free right now give it my new number.

BA>> it also said "You're so sexy Baraqiel, you're such a good DJ, I want you so bad" and then sent a nude

AZ>> I'm going to block you.

BA>> fine it also said "Don't tell Azazel I asked this, but, I heard he got fucked up really bad about 100 years ago in an attack involving Raphael and I was wondering how bad it was, like, is he okay. Did he lose limbs."

AZ>> Did you respond?!

BA>> I just told it you're fine don't worry bro. I didn't mention the eye thing or the horn thing I'm not stupid

AZ>> please just give it my new number and tell it to call me.

[ex-angels-anonymous]

"Edon needed a daddy..."

I'm sorry WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IT WASN'T MY IDEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You think my ass was-

*deep, frustrated sigh.*

Look here, human, I don't expect YOU to understand this kind of thing but angels have COSMIC levels of daddy issues so great your mortal mind could scarcely comprehend it!!! It's a MIRACLE that your precious eyes and ears have been spared from the kind of stuff Aethriel and Isaiah used to get up to, now THAT was a fucking TRIP!!!

You ever hear a Seraph with an idolatry kink who's spent thousands of years forced to praise a God that felt anger and rage towards it for not being devoted enough do praise play with a human who both deeply loves and cherishes it, and whose been told his whole life he's not a real man and therefore could never live up to his Father's expectations?? Raised in the church where he's been told he's a weaker spiritual vessel because of his vagina that he didn't even want?

I'll tell you this much, walking past THEIR room at night was like listening to a goddamn SERMON, and the Most High was NO part of that!!!! It's not THAT weird that Edon wanted to call me daddy a FEW times!

- Baraqiel

[ex-angels-anonymous]

How is the mentorship going lol

... it is good. I like being mentored. my favorite part of mentored is having a place to go when alone and scared and human company not helpful (happens... often. humans not understanding things sometimes.)

second favorite thing is get held down + called "boy" + get bitten and marked up and knotted rough.

-edon

I like mentoring it because it needs it really bad, in several different ways. Edon is a horrifically not-well-adjusted Throne for multiple reasons and it never really learned how to be an angel. That shit is isolating. Not that I'm like, CRAZY well adjusted or anything but I was an angel at one point in my existence and was expected to do similar shit, and I experienced a similar but honestly lesser form of straight up degradation and humiliation from Cherubim just like it did. And I think it's been long enough that I've at least mostly healed from that, which I'm trying to help Edon do in a way I'm probably uniquely qualified to do.

The issue is, the dude is horny. Authority figures and it really don't get along, and as much as I TRIED to keep it non-sexual out of a desire to actually just be a chill presence... How would Arseni put this... It quickly became a "Gathon" situation... Edon needed a daddy. Get off my back!

-Baraqiel

[ex-angels-anonymous]

Why do u guys need to involve humans in ur plans if ur so powerful

To put it simply: Humans are divine beings too. God made them that way. Humans are in a way, the bridge between "darkness" and "light." Without them we could never hope to take out an Archangel, much less a God. Why else would He care what they do?

Killing an angel or a demon isn't really all that hard, you just have to have the right tools for the job and the right knowhow.

Killing one of the Most High's special favorites takes a bit more finesse.

When Raphael falls it will have to be a human pulling that trigger. The events of the party were plan A: if Arseni could have been a bit of a better shot, that gun designed to kill angels would have at least subdued him for long enough to drag his unconscious body down to Hell and imprison him until we could figure out what to do with him next.

Also, not sure if you picked up on this but humans are really fucking attractive and I for one would enjoy having sex with them even if they WERE useless.

-Baraqiel