May 26, 2020
Yennefer, as Jaskier walks up to her: What in the world are you doing, you tiresome bard?
Jaskier: I only opened my mouth. Way to make a man feel abhorred, you-
Yennefer: Don't you dare pull that. What are you up to?
Jaskier: ... That kind of information will cost you
Yennefer: If you don't tell me, it certainly WILL cost you
Jaskier, choosing snitching over death: Fine, Geralt paid me to follow you around singing "Her Sweet Kiss"
Yennefer: ...
Yennefer: What a little bitch
Yennefer: I won't kill you if you do a little favor for me
Jaskier: As long as your rage isn't directed my way, I'm all in
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Geralt, hearing "Toss a Coin To You Witcher" blasting in his ears, waking him up and making him fall off his bed: What the fuck???