#incorrect witcher quotes

[headcanonthings]

Geralt, fully potion-ed up: Be not afraid. Jaskier: Raw. Next question. Geralt: Geralt: Be a little more afraid.

[patroclusdefencesquad]

how that scene really went

[incorrect-favourites]

jaskier, stealing his Witchers' clothes: I like wearing oversized sweaters. Not just because they're extremely comfy and cuddly, but because whenever the sleeves are really big, I get to flop them around and smack people.

[fanby-fckry]

Ciri: *sneaks into Kaer Morhen at 2 am*

Geralt: *turns around in swivel chair* Care to tell me where you were?

Ciri: I was... with Yennefer?

Yennefer: *also turns around in a swivel chair* Try again.

Ciri: Jaskier! I meant I was with Jaskier.

Jaskier: *also turns around in a swivel chair* Care to- *keeps spinning*

Jaskier: Geralt, help. I can’t stop the chair.

[geralt-of-vengerberg]

Incorrect Witcher quotes, because why not?

my dear friend @fanfaresandflowers gave me the idea for this dialogue, so thank you again! 🤍

[leshipper69]

Ciri: this is my father Geralt and this is my dad Jaskier and this is my mother Yennefer and this is my mom Tissaia-

[hopefully-helpful-daemon]

*planning for a big battle*

Vesemir: That sounds like a terrible plan.

Lambert and Aiden, looking between each other: Oh, we've had worse.

[sapphicshitandsuch]

Tissaia: *breathes*

Yennefer: