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[sagacitus]

Ridiculous Context-Free Conversations with Cathy, Pt. 2

Alex: So when the Green Flu strikes, I know you'll turn into a Spitter.

Cathy: Great. I'll have giant saggy boobs. Go me.

Alex: Don't forget an exposed butt/thong ;P

Cathy: OH GREAT

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[4:36:56 PM] Cathy: i said [i'm a] spazzy GAY lawyer

[4:37:05 PM] Cathy: AKA IM STILL INTO DUDES

[4:37:05 PM] Alex: but I'm not gay XD

[4:37:14 PM] Cathy: hence why im gay on the inside

[4:37:17 PM] Cathy: not the outside

[4:37:23 PM] Alex: Pffffft XDDDD

[4:37:34 PM] Alex: you're still an adorable little girl though *cuddle*

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[1:36:09 AM] Gummy: but gay lawyers tho

[1:36:34 AM] Catherine: What about them?

[1:36:45 AM] Catherine: i'm using them to prepare myself, yes

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DeeDee: you must die now.... ~takes out frozen tuna sword~

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*** Ace Attorney Catherine has changed the conversation topic to "unless you have 100 mile long lips i dont think that's gonna happen" ***

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[10:51:31 PM] Judge Cathy Donovan: WALGREENS SELLS VIBRATORS?!

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[5:46:11 PM] Tanken: dont accidentally jerk off a snake

[5:46:22 PM] Prosecutor Acash: oh i plan on jerking off a snake sooner or later ;o

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[4:47:53 PM] Souta: oh that reminds me

[4:48:09 PM] Souta: of the time i tried to draw blackbright porn on the train

[4:48:12 PM] Athena Cykes: o:

[4:48:15 PM] Solomono Starbuck: omg

[4:48:15 PM] Athena Cykes: OH WOW

[4:48:19 PM] Souta: when suddenly a mariachi band entered our car

[4:48:29 PM] Static: OH MY GOSH

[4:48:44 PM] Souta: and i was so swayed that i forgot what i was doing and drew fulbright in a sombrero instead

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[8:17:03 PM] Ricky: so my taco burnt like halfway through the paper plate

[8:17:08 PM] Cathy: i

[8:17:09 PM] Cathy: what

[8:17:11 PM] Ricky: i don't know if this taco is safe to eat

[8:17:13 PM] Tanken: what the fuck was that taco made of

[8:17:14 PM] Tanken: napalm

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[9:01:08 PM] Karl: imagine seeing fucking crack cocaine flying through the sky

[noctarii]

JonTron or Arin uvu

f u c k

uhh

uhh

UHH

whispers jontron and silently sobs

[kineticsquirrel]

like that anon sent to allisa, now it's YOUR turn to tell YOUR side of the story of how you both met and realized you love each other :o

Oh gosh, Alli actually covered it all perfectly already XD

I think the only thing I can really add is that around the time she started dropping hints that she liked someone, she also started including me in drawings of her friends more and more often, plus around that time I’d definitely started falling for her, and it made me start to wonder (aka hope with every fiber of my being) that it was me she liked

But I’d only recently become close friends with her at the time and I really didn’t want to make that awkward by bringing it up at all, because even if it turned out it wasn’t me she liked, Allisa is a crazy-awesome friend and I loved what we did have too much to risk awkward-izing it. Plus I was depressingly convinced there was no way in heck it was me anyways, so I just kept it to myself

Then after much Minecrafting awesomeness with her and Gummy it became pretty clear that Allisa had a secret she didn’t want me to know about. I don’t like to pry so I wrote it off as being something she didn’t want the general public to know about, not specifically me, but it did make me even more curious while I was crushing on her like mad

Then after seeing her vent about liking someone, I started to vent a bit on Twitter about being confused and wishing I was psychic or something like that. She noticed and asked what was wrong, and I had a mini panic-attack but thought “fuck it, I gotta know” and asked her who it was she liked

And it was the best decision of my life :D

[noctarii]

I was wondering, when/how did you n Adam meet/realize "Oh my god I'm in looovvee"?

OKAY ANON, GRAB SOME POPCORN AND GET READY TO HEAR A LONG-ASS CHEESY STORY

First, I’ll tell you how we met because ‘meet’ and ‘realize’ are completely different verbs. :V

We met on DeviantArt back in May of 2011. I started watching him waaaay before that, but somehow and some way, he noticed me (apparently my art showed up in his inbox or something) and I went into an “OMG SENPAI NOTICED ME” kind of mood for awhile. He started watching my livestreams and it was really nice.

Now I’ll tell you when the realization kicked in. :)

We honestly didn’t talk a lot out of the livestreams since we didn’t know each other very well, other than that I loved his work and he loved mine. This is all kind of a blur because it was so long ago, but I believe we started talking a lot more when he started reading Homestuck.

THEN, when Gummy mentioned something about Minecraft around then, I didn’t know what it was at that point, so Adam threw a gift code at my face and we all just started playing together and talking a lot more. Soon enough, I became infatuated with this guy because he’s just so awesome and sweet and the most amazi— cough sorry I got a little carried away there

but through this whole time, I had no hopes that he would actually think about me the same way. I was so, SO afraid of telling this man that I had any sort of feelings for him because I had no idea how he felt about long distance relationships, or the fact that I’m four years younger than him and might be freaked out by that, so what I did was I just spewed vague tweets on twitter; hoping that he’d catch on at some point and just let me get rid of the constant mess in my head. That went on for about..two months. 

Suddenly on the day of June 6th, when I started talking to him, he was acting kind of strange, so I asked him if he was okay (He told me at this point he was FREAKING OUT because he thought I figured him out or something). So we went back and forth for a bit until he asked me who I liked.

Now obviously I was about to piss my pants because dear god this was it this was the end hELP??! ? I was going to lie to him, but then I stopped myself and said; no. I can’t do this anymore. So I told him

And after that it was sunshine and rainbows and shakiness and the happiest tears I’ve ever cried and yeah

thAT’S IT THERE YOU GO

[skellyscoo]

I was gonna come on here to tell you I still spaz oUT that you follow me cause your one of my favorite writers but then I saw your blogs tagline and im making gross snorting sounds (you're still a beautiful person omg)

Aww, thank you so much! I'm so glad that you like my writing! And oh man, I actually got an ask today about the whole coin thing.

And as soon as I have a clear schedule, I'll write something. It's been a while. And one thing that have planned for the future is an Achievement Hunter!Mystery Dungeon fic.

[noctarii]

shine bright like a french fry

[noctarii]

who a there the other 389 people need to gtfo i was here first

omfg pls hoe

[kineticsquirrel]

I'm 100% sure your gender is kangaroo

Tumblr's taught me a lot of shit about how gender isn't a binary thing and all that but I had no idea it could go in that sort of direction