#barebackjubei

[effses]

Eric's Buddy Effses~

＼（★´−｀）人（´▽｀★）／

[turtle-tyrant]

Hellooooo my king. I have a question. If you're so captivated with this princess toadstool why not invite her to dinner or something nice instead of kidnapping her? Ah, pardon me for being so bold enough to speak out of term~

Errr... Well, I would! And it'd be great! Be the best invite you've ever seen! I've done it before! Lots of times, in fact! 

But... Whenever I try to talk seriously with her, ask her to do something normal, she puts some weird spell on me! My throat gets really dry, my stomach starts to feel funny, and I forget what I'm tryin' to say. It's a pain in the neck.  

It's a lot easier to kidnap her! I'm used to doing that, and she can't say no or talk back! I'll get her to love me that way instead! She'll fall for my power eventually!

[kyurem]

Boy your folks must be proud knowing all the hot man meat you've been reblogging.

[renekton]

barebackjubei said: I don’t know what’s going on here I just wanna cuddle.

it's too late for that. i am past redemption.

[protocol00]

You brought your own hype death upon yourself Mr. James!

i thought that like the hype train might get it something like 500 notes, i would be all "YEYY" and move on with my day... BUT THIS IS A SURPRISE.

[kyurem]

You gonna Gay me?

you gay

YOURSELF

[turtle-tyrant]

My my my. You seem quite lively my king~ Did you get a new haircut? *Jubei snicker quietly*

Don't mention my hair like I've forgotten what you did! 

Unless you're looking to get crushed. In that case, keep laughin'! Hmph