I discovered a glorious snippet of a video of Tom being absolutely enraged, Luke being a little shit, Sam wanting to kill himself, and AJ losing it, and decided I absolutely must share, but me being me also has thoughts- so here you are
“Was yours send her down? The way your eyes glint- very weird” Tom is scared and yet intrigued
Sams miming of a woman falling down a trap door, coupled with Luke’s maniacal evil laugh and Tom’s little smile of delight- perfection
“For such a heinous crime.” oh no! What did she do??? “She laughed at me.” …. oh.. no…?
The cackler in the audience has my heart
“Okay.” Oh no Sam- oh no-
“What do you mean “okay”?” I don't like that tone of voice- Sam apologize- apologize now sam-
“I just.. I heard what you said. Affirmative.” Sam😭 sam please-
“I saw you *increases in pitch because he knows it’ll break Sam* raise your eyebrows.” little shit i love him :P
Sam: *predictably, breaks*
“What are you doing laughing at me?!?!” Luke you are evil- also Tom is like dancing with delight, he is thoroughly enjoying this.
“Another has been terminated your- my lord.” AJ!!! You had ONE job!!! 😭
Oh Luke’s grin is evil
Aj looking away- “if i cant see him he cant see me”
-captions: [uh oh]
The fear in AJ’s eyes, while Luke just waits- content to let him suffer and squirm XD
“What did you just say?” The voice again, trying to break him- Luke please have mercy-
Tom leaned forward, arm propped on one knee, thoroughly still enjoying watching the others suffer lol
“I'm sorry uh sometimes my accent wavers into- different… words.” AJ you sweet precious summer child-
Captions: [pretty much AJ’s life story]
“I said: “he's been terminated. Yo-my lord-” which is- means where i'm from-” Luke doesn't even give him a chance to finish 😭
Tom leaping up, he is ready to join the fun XD
Tom speaking slowly and carefully so he doesn't mess up lmaooo
Staring at each other in silence… waiting for one to break….
“Why are you staring at me?” ohhhh has luke got him?
“Im just being attentive to you, my lord.” oh Tom is quick wit it!
“I like that… for now.” Oooooh Luke cant let anything slide lol
“Seems quite indecisesive of you my lord.” Trying to cover it up- no tom- nooooo
“It seems hhwwatttt?” Luke is taking his time, this is glorious
“Quite indecisives of you my lord.” “Quite indecises?” LMAO POOR TOM
They cant stop grinning at each other its so beautiful-
“Its a shame because i was hoping to turn the tables, but clearly i fucked it.” resigned and steps forward to die- brilliant
AJ and Sam laughing in the background because haha you thought you were better than us Tom, but we all fall mercy eventually
The way AJ and Tom are just casually standing in the back, slowly bobbing side to side because they cant sit still so why would they be able to stand still lol its so cute
Sam has just decided to dedicate to the bit and fuck everything up- icon
Oh my gods plot twist-?!?!?!?!?
*actually gasped aloud wow*
“You look so ghostly pale brother.” “that's because i am a ghost.” WHAAAAAAAT
“Send me down.” *attempts to pull the lever* “...im a ghost.”
Ok now we get to the aforementioned portion where everyone wants to die and Tom loses it: prepare yourselves-
“Opera.” Tom’s face- just a casual huff of breath of “oh gods no please”
The way AJ is grinning at Luke like “no. no no, babes don't do it- please”
Luke’s stance 😭 hes so contemplating this noo but yessss
Sam: fuck it lets do it!
No sam, no no no, but yesssss
Both Tom and AJ already admitting defeat with a disappointed head in the hands pose XD
Luke casually noticing and laughing and pointing at Tom lmaooo
“We said we were gonna do a good show.” Tom sounds ready to end it all- XD
Tom and AJ communicating across stage like please no- Tom glances at Sam, but he’s already attempting to get into headspace so he doesn't lose it XD
Tom and AJ: *shrug at each other in outrage when Luke does, in fact, go with it*
Sam: *staring at the floor like he's preparing for war*
Luke: barn dance? BARN DANCE.
Tom: FOR FUCKS SAKE!
LMAOOOO
“Its just a word to start us off.” pretending innocence
“Its two words, you prick.” Tom has never gotten this british before- iconic XD
Luke is thoroughly enjoying everything happening
“You're gonna be in this fucking scene.” Now he has to make it official- fuck they’re such assholes to each other its glorious XD
Tom: I KNOWWW!!! OTHERWISE I WOULDN'T MIND
Poor tom 😭🤣
AJ clapping for Tom to stand up while actively trying to make himself as heavy as possible so he doesn't have to stand and join
Luke: *not letting it slide and nudging his arm to try and get him to go do it*
Hey, Sam’s not bad! He’s not singing opera, but its very pretty lol
While dissociating of course
AJ joining and them harmonizing- chefs kiss 😭
Also Luke casually running to hide in the wings so nobody ropes him in- COWARD
AJ: *starts and immediately cuts off when he realizes Sam has not continued. traitor XD*
Tom: WEEELLLLL
AJ: *fights demons not to laugh- entire face scrunching as his body twitches- he did not see that coming*
“OH welcome to the barn DAaAAaaNCE!!” ok AJ’s broken, Luke has folded completely and Tom is just half singing half yelling atp- completely done with everything and everyone XD
Captions: [half singing and half cracking]
[not sure what this is actually]
Both Aj and Sam are gone LMAOOO
theyre in identical poses of disappointment and its tooo cute🫠😭
Captions: [no longer singing just cracking] im GLAaaAAD you've combined these two genres together!!! (We know you are Tom, we know XD)
“And i do not regret any of my choices in life!!” I love how actually usually AJ is the one who can and does sing, but because they all want him to suffer, they've made Tom do it instead this time, and AJ just does not lol
“My deaaRRR, Molly PeEEEELL” yes AJ!!! Hit those notes! Damn. my jaw actually dropped, that's some beautiful singing right there- high and clean, very nice.
Casually they're just regularly singing now, but its very good and it rhymes -so well done👏10/10 would attend a concert
“Left foot forward!” good work Tom???? 😭????
Aj casually trying to take more steps??? AJ he literally said “left foot forward.” come on! XD
Luke loosing it behind the curtain -i really thought atp one of them would have forced him to join…
Luke fully loosing it XD
“Right! Foot- uh- backwaraaaaads!” sometimes i forget theyre making stuff up on the spot and then he pulls shi like this XD
Also- is he making them do the splits? Evil tom. E v i l
AJ and Sam holding hands 😭 cuties
Sam flipping Tom off 😭XD he is making them do the splits!
Aj massaging Tom’s shoulders afterwards to like calm him down 😭 they're so cute i can’t-
So anyway this was basically Luke being a little shit and annoying everyone, while Tom tried his best to torture the other two because he was so done with everything, AJ split between dying of laughter, slaying at singing, and being resigned and disappointed(a rare sight, usually everyone is disappointed with him, not him with them) and Sam disassociating and being a ghost and also questioning why he is even friends with any of them anymore XD
So i hope you enjoyed this as much as I did and yeah :)
