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You cannot tell me that Bo Sinclair doesn't have "Pretty Hate Machine" by NIN playing on a loop when he is pretending to fix cars

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Another Random House of Wax Headcanon:

Bo is allllll about the grooming. I mean look at this dapper bastard:

The styled hair? The precise sideburns? That smooth freaking skin?? That damn suit??? He definitely owns multiple kinds of hair products and has expensive shaving cream. He embraces this because I think he bases a lot of his worth off his looks since it is the one thing he has that Vincent doesn't (as far as what society considers attractive don't come for me Vincent stans). He plays up his appearance and charm because those are his "talents" as opposed to Vincent who inherited their mother's artistry and possibly their father's medical skills (the way Vincent sewed up Wade for instance). And like Vincent his talents are also his weapons

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Random House of Wax (2005) Headcanon:

I think sometimes Bo will tow some of the cars of the victims to the city to have them stripped for parts. The person he takes the cars to, maybe someone he knew from the foster system, pays him under the table (being illegal and what not). That's one of the ways he is able to afford to keep up Ambrose and buy supplies for Vincent.

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Random headcanon:

Edgar doesn't wear the bandana because of Rambo.

He in fact wears it because of Vasquez from Aliens. It came out in 1986, so pre-Lost Boys, and when he saw Vasquez in all her glory taking out the evil aliens he 1000% pictured himself as her and was forever inspired.

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So I have this random Lost Boys headcanon that David is CONVINCED that Jim Morrison is not dead and in fact a vampire like himself.

To be fair a lot of it is wishful thinking on David's part (*cough* because he has a huge ol' crush on Morrison *cough*), but he also sincerely believes there is no way someone, another vampire, could pass up that opportunity (P R O J E C T I N G). And the fact that Morrison died so young and ever since there have been rumors that the death was staged. David is convinced that the legendary Lizard King now roams the streets of Europe still living that infamous lifestyle.

It's literally the only time David has ever cared about the other vampires in the world. Every once in a while he'll ask Max, trying his best to play it off coolly, if one of his old "crypt keeper" pals from the Old World has mentioned anything about turning an old rock star.

Each time David gets the same disappointing response. He holds out hope though that one day Mr. Mojo Risin will want a change of scenery and come back to the Golden Coast.

Until then he will settle for crushing on the look-a-likes 😉

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