#barney quotes

[muzzaferalihyd]

"Whatever you do in this life, Its not legendary Unless your friends are there to see it"

-Barney [How I Met Your Mother]

[bethegoodvibe]

"I like to do the healthy thing and pretend anyone who abandons me never existed in the first place."

[trickshotmcgee-blog]

"I wasn't always bad. I fought for my country. Wore a badge. I made somethin' fer myself. I just took a wrong turn somewhere and now, no matter what I try to do, I'ma always be weighed down by my reputation. An sooner er later...I'ma start livin' up to it again. Then what'er ya gonna do?"

                                                                 --Barney Barton

[samarabeara]

"Saint Peter's, 8:45am, it's my favorite service." "Wait a minute, you're able to cross the threshold of a church?"

How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 3

[blaksephirot]

Whatever you do in this life, it’s not legendary if your friends aren’t there to see it.

Barney Stinson (2013).

[howimetyourmotherhrmbhlmm]

A lie is just a great story that someone ruined with the truth

[samarabeara]

'You're actually going to work at 2:00 am.' 'I'm not doing it for me, I'm doing it for the fans.' 'Who exactly are the fans of a show that airs at 4:00 in the morning?' 'People getting up to host a show at 5:00 in the morning?' 'Meth addicts who haven't sold their TVs yet?' 'Strippers in that messy gray area between getting off work and getting their kids up for school?' 'Them's my peeps.'

How I Met Your Mother Season 4 Episode 16

[lacroix23]

Ted: Oh boy that was a crazy story. Barney: Oh boy, yeah I remember. Ted: You weren't there. Barney: Ted, bubala, if you have a crazy story, I was there. It's just the law of the universe.