Feb 17, 2024
barney again. alyx can have beef w me all she wants but im not the stepdad im the dad that stepped UP
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barney again. alyx can have beef w me all she wants but im not the stepdad im the dad that stepped UP
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Why do I have to kin Barney from How I Met Your Mother
What is the reasoning for that
Why kin gods? why??
Howdy! I'm Barney Calhoun from Half Life/HL2 who has a canon that slips into the HLVRAI universe as well. Benrey and I were siblings (its difficult to explain right now lol) and I knew Tommy, Dr. Coomer and Dr. Bubby through my time working at Black Mesa with Gordon. I remember evn BEING with the team during the events of HLVRAI juuust a lil' bit. I also have memories of the events in HL2, of course. if this is familiar dm me at @kinniegh0st!! See ya there!
@kinniegh0st
hey im barney from how i met ur mother. im so so cursed and even more alone, please send help
I hope the rest of the gang is alright. I miss hanging out with you guys at McLaren's and I miss all the shit we did together. I know you guys are probably miserable without pure awesomeness in your presence, but I'm alright, and I hope you guys are too. - Barney
stop! blaming! yourselves!!! there was no way any of you could have known ross was gonna kill me!! -a very distraught barney
i'm kin w/ barney from how i met your mother and i hate it because it's such a problematic show and i was such a vile disgusting person to be. people tell me "it's okay, it wasn't barney's fault he was like that" but it was it was all me i did have a choice but i went down the wrong path anyway. while i was married to robin i cheated on her five times. five. times. and the worst part???? i have more memories of sleeping with those women than i do with her!! i'm fucking disgusting
Im barney and i still feel kinda bad for just taking over the ship like thay? I guess i didnt need to be as forceful as i was, but thats the only way they would listen. A pirate at heart knows when to be forceful, and that crew wasnt going to listen to just anyone