#bartender lenani

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79S STAFF YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! every time I see a post I get a fleeting moment of nostalgia and absolute nothing but love for you guys (and mun!) Does Lelani have any tea about Arc Trooper Fives? I have credits!

DO I HAVE TEA ON FIVES?! The audacity! The pure balls you have to even ask that question! .....

OF COURSE I DO ANON!

*Lenani pulls up a chair and glances around momentarily, before leaning in to whisper*

I heard that on his first training mission as an ARC trooper, he tripped and fell and pulled down Alpha-17s lower armor and blacks! Also Kix- you know that really weird and anxious medic from the 501st that reminds me of a Chihuahua- *he* says that FIves actually started to bald prematurely. BUT because of a mission where he needed to be uniformed and in disguise with other troopers he ended up getting hair plugs and keeps requesting them to be extended every time they start to fall out! Now, if you ask me I am he is suffering from the premature balding because of Echo constantly stressing him out. That happens to me and my eyebrow hair when Dally starts to get too bossy.Hm, I wonder if I can get eyebrow extensions!

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Oh man I haven't seen this blog in so long! How are you?

79s has been meaning to get back into their social media running but with life so busy for our staff its been a hectic year! But everyone is back and better than ever to continue servicing our troopers! Updates on our amazing staff) Tom- still grumpy as ever but he has quit smoking his daily cigars and now only has one weekly at his late night poker games with Dex and Senator Organa! When he's not grumbling about the bar staff, he's spending time with his daughter and grandkids who recently moved to Coruscant! How fun, right?! Dally- Currently taking night classes to finish up her masters in galactic business management! We all know she is going to take over one day when the Boss man decides to fully retire! When shes not in classes or at 79s working shes spending time with her family! A bit lame if you ask me. She needs to get out more! Lenani- What can I say I'm still the most beautiful, talented, and kjdfngkjfnkjnhdknfjnhfgknhgfknhgj dfgd

--sdffgnkj4n5m54ygfk Sorry about that! Dally tried taking the datapad for me but I locked her in the storage fridge to cool off! Anyways I am doing fantastic! Tann is growing like a week and its a lot to chase her around but I am managing to keep up! I have an internship with one of the local newspapers courtesy of Miss Organa's connections and I can't wait to start in the spring! Of course you will still have me as the beautiful face of 79s, just with a little more news and a lot less gossip! Rotta has officially moved from the lower sewers of Coruscant and into an apartment nearby with his new boyfriend! He's a really nice guy, some fancy pod racer from the outer rim. But its nice to see Rotta happy and not dating the rats he grew up with! The wookies are sad and desperate for hugs! They are all grounded this week for sneaking into the cookies we were supposed to sell and that means triple overtime without elevensies snack breaks to hold them over! Don't tell Dally, but Rotta and I are teaching them to unionize against her! Soon, there will be a whole picket line against our evil manager! All jokes aside, we here at 79s are so happy that friends are still here and remember us. Its been a tough year in the galaxy for many people and whatever we can do to bring a smile to your face is the key to our success. We are always proud to serve those who serve the republic Anon! and hopefully we continue a damn good job at doing so for years to come! Please Tip Your Bartenders and Treat yourself too! Always, Lenani- coolest bartender on Coruscant!

((Thank you for the message! I have had a hectic year and I am so happy to get a moment and be back on this page for a bit of fun. my inbox is full and I hope to get through all of it slowly. Just know I see everyone of you <3))

[79s-staff]

Dally seems like the only sane one. Even after graduating college, why did you still stick around to be a server ?

"Well, nonny." Dally sighs, looking over to the booth where Lenani and Rotta were tossing Alderaan Toasted Almonds into each others mouths. She runs as Rotta begins choking on one, thumping him in the back with her hand until the nut flew out, landing right on Lenani's face. "They are my emotional support idiots."

"Ew!"

"I'm sorry Nani! It was an accident!"

"Accident my karking a-"

"WILL YOU TWO SHUT UP!"

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*slides some credits over to Lenani* Heard you needed some extra credits. Any new things about General Kenobi?

"How dare you assume that I am still so immature and petty to give away the secrets of the brave people fighting for the Republic!" Lenani gasps loudly, looking around the bar. She quickly slides the credits into her apron pocket before continuing. "And how dare you assume that I am going to tell you the General Kenobi gets a seaweed wrap every wednesday down at the boardwalk spa with Kit Fisto in order to relieve some stress! Or that afterwards he gets a mani pedi because he is secretly a hand and foot model for the Coruscant Times ads!" She turns away, stomping back over to the bar.

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Lenani if you could give Crosshair anything in the galaxy, what would it be?

Oh thats easy!

Therapy!

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Rotta: Hey Lenani, what is a cryptid?

Lenani: uhm well it can be anything mysterious and creepy. When I think of a cryptid I think of dark, grumpy, hunched over, and grumbling monster that scares you just by looking at you.

Rotta: oh! So Commander Wolffe? Got it!

Lenani: Wait no not like tha-

Rotta, hollering to a few near wolf pack troopers: HEY DID YOU KNOW YOUR COMMANDERS A CRYPTID?!

Lenani: *sighs* better have the first aid kit on standby

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79s New Spacious Location!

She really threw us out folks! Thats right, our gracious creator threw us from her main account and here to this. new and improved, 79s specific, roleplay blog! 

*Lenani rubs here rear end, glaring* But you DIDN’T have to throw us like that!  Oh Nani *Dally rolls her eyes, setting the tray down on the bar* Its JUST like the old place, only now we can have our own bubble to talk to people in! You like to talk a lot, isn’t it nice to be able to again? Well I suppose you are right*Lenani dusts off the front of her apron, looking around* And I mean the new place isn’t half bad!  *Crash comes from the kitchen as Rotta runs out, panicked* Guys! Theres no food in here! HOW ARE WE GOING TO EAT.  Oh Rotta you Di’kut! *Lenani rolls her eyes as Dally laughs* Where do you think Tom and the wookies are at right now?! *Checks chrono on her wrists* We better get crackin! Its almost opening time!!!

[79s-staff]

Here's a tip for your bartenders: Find a job that appreciates you and makes more money! You deserve a livable wage!

Lenani rolls her eyes."I would rather work where I am happy, thanks!" She picks up her tray, clutching it to her chest. "I love the people I get to see come in and out of that door everyday, I love my coworkers, being able to bring my daughter with me for my dayshift, and knowing that no matter what happens my boss has my back and I have all the support I will need if anything were to disrupt my life. Its not like I am struggling to make ends meat or anything! Everyone is having a hard time right now with how this war is dragging on and on." She sghs, waving to a group of customers who just come in the door. "I know I shouldn't complain so much, they have it much harder." She turns back to the anon, glaring. "And people like you come in here refusing to tip! Are you going to buy something? Or are you just going to keep taking up space for actual customers?"