#bartenderstories

[deltaco-offavery-blog]

I got high before closing the bar I work at

Here’s my experience as a shit pothead thinking I am what I once was

Finds half smoked joint from past bartender.

Fuck it. Lights up.

Does closing duty.

I’m done. Cool.

Hey I forgot this

And this.

And this.

FUCK I FORGOT THE PUKE IN THE MENS BATHROOM.

*mops more than wanted*

Finished shit.

Fuck I forgot my drawer.

Great gotta clock in.

*Clocks in

Get my drawer

*clock out.

Count my drawer.

*Fuck I’m high

Can’t understand counting a combined drawer( since I picked up the rest of the last hour of the last bartenders shift).

Counts to 400.

Fuck.

I forgot my financial.

*Clock in

Prints financial.

*Clock out

Fuck I forgot to enter my tips.

*Clock in.

Enter tips.

*Clocked out.

FUCK

I FORGOT TO PRINT MY NEW FINANCIAL

*CLOCKS IN

PRINTS FINANCIAL

CLOCKS OUT*

My life as a bartender

[heckkachill]

*I drop a menu that distinctly says HAPPY HOUR*

I come back to the guests after a couple minutes of letting them peruse.

"Excuse me, is it still Happy Hour?"

I GAVE YOU A MENU THAT SAYS HAPPY HOUR. NO SHIT SHERLOCK. This happens about 3 times a day.

[heckkachill]

Do you even read?

Gentleman pointed at The Bruery Mischief, which is a Belgian Golden Strong Ale, "I'll have the Bruery Mischief."

I turn around to start pouring the beer.

"That's a blonde ale right?"

No, it's a Belgian.

"Oh.."

DO YOU WANT A BLONDE? I legit said it in a kind of rude way because you just pointed and called out something without actually reading the menu or asking beforehand.

[thebartenderrants-blog]

When ordering drinks at a busy bar do not order for ALL your friends and then tell the bartender you're all paying separate. Have the consideration to have the money ready for the bartender BEFORE hand.