((-stuffs Garbart at you because he has to-))
who’s the cuddler: They’re both cuddlers. Bart generally instigates it first, but they’re both horribly cuddly, especially with one another
who makes the bed: Bart does. He also does his best to get the fur out of the bed.
who wakes up first: Gar does. And then he lets Bart know he’s awake by reliving the days of the St Garnard and laying all over Bart until Bart awakens.
who has the weird taste in music: Gar does. If by weird taste in music, we mean Gar’s the only one who listens to music.
who is more protective: Gar is. Bart comes off as all angry hamster, but Gar’s v much more the more protective and possessive one. Gar probably has turned into a tiger to snarl at someone over Bart before.
who sings in the shower: Bart does. And it’s the worst off-key generic Disney music Gar has ever heard.
who cries during movies: Bart does. He cried thirty seven times during Rise of the Guardians while Gar internally laughed because he knew the heartbreak was coming.
who spends the most while out shopping: Gar because he has money and Bart does not
who kisses more roughly: Probably Bart, but that’s because Bart’s just. Very handsy in general.
who is more dominant: neither because right now they’re not of a consenting age for the smuts idunnomani’mthinkinggar????
my rating of the ship from 1-10: 11