#barthouse

[shadylavender]

"--the other day, i was a little attracted to milhouse."

[cometcrystal]

so here's how this group dynamic goes

[comicviolence]

[werewolfpirate]

[tonyskittymug]

Is it canon yet?

[stxr-crossxd]

Barthouse hcs bc im bored and my medication hasn't kicked in yet

-right after the awkward stage of the relationship they become the most lovey-dovey couple on the planet like constantly holding hands and cuddling and looking into each other's eyes n shit

-they start dating after they get into an argument and Milhouse is like “I DONT HAVE A CRUSH ON LISA I HAVE A CRUSH ON YOU” and Bart starts having homosexual thoughts

-Milhouse is taller🤷‍♂️

-lisa is extremely jealous at first bc like. That's HER little boytoy but then she's like “wait I'm being homophobic” and becomes super supportive

-Milhouse will never say faggot but Bart finds a way to call Milhouse that in like every sentence

-they break up once bc Milhouse's parents are homophobic but then Milhouse turns 18 like 2 days later and is like “fuck y'all ima be with my man”

[stxr-crossxd-arts]

They’re in love your honor

[vladede]

a pic i drew for my barthouse soulmate one-shot “our special song”