Oh my god, Elle😭😭 I don't think you understand how OBSESSED I am with your Barty!!! Could I request a NSFW alphabet for him if you haven't done one yet??🙏Thank you!!<333
sure babes! some of these are copy and pasted from old celebration asks
A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)
Almost annoying; constantly hovering and fussing, wants to SPOIL you. You might have to put your hand up and say “Barty, pls, I need a minute” lol
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
he's a cocky bastard - I just know he'd be bragging about how hung he is/if it’s pierced. fem partner - boobs [small, big, whatever] he just loves boobies. masc partner - always grabbing/smacking their ass
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
I think with his breeding kink, he loves to see his cum almost anywhere on you - though if it's not spilling out of you, it's wasted. has pictures of you dripping with it - face, stomach, back, ass, everywhere. loves to taste himself on your tongue.
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
There's nothing Barty isn't down for....so maybe a 'dirty' or just 'secret' is that he sleeps with a stuffed animal still [same though]
From my rosekiller response: IDK how many "secrets" they'd have because they don't strike me as the type to feel any shame over their more depraved actions, but they've definitely fucked on Crouch Senior's grave.
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)
Oh, he knows what he’s doing. Any technique he lacks he makes up for in enthusiasm
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
reverse cowgirl where reader is leaning forward and he gets to watch their ass bounce
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
Hmmm I don’t think he’s cracking jokes during sex but he’s not exactly speaking soliloquies either
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
Barty partakes in manscaping
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
I think Barty talks a big game sometimes and then ends up being a total melt in bed just cooing and fussing over you.
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
absolutely jacks off to the most innocent pictures of his partner/crush; get's so crazy over the thought of something so innocuous [like you smiling in a polaroid] being so sexy
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
breeding kink, innocence kink, choking/gagging, blood/bruising? honestly, the list goes on and on for this dude
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
I have a hard time saying for Barty tbh......I think he'd be down for everything at least once! I can’t imagine him saying no to honestly anything
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
Hmmmm I wanna say he prefers giving though he loves to see you on his knees for him. Barty's head is sloppy and rushed but he's enthusiastic and gets the job done.
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
FAST, Jesus Christ we gotta ask him to slow down for a second; you'd think he’s part rabbit with how fast and often he goes at it. you'd have to teach him to be gentle, idk that he’d even really know how at first
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
Loves them, can't get enough of them. thinks his cock should be inside you at all times.
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
I think if you give him a few moments, he’ll bounce right back up
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
omg he has soooooooooooo many toys! all different colours too because he loves the chaos. uses them on his partner alllllllll the time (just wants to make them feel goooooooooood) and also asks you to use them on him like "okay! my turn!!!!"
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
I think he likes the idea of it but I don't see him really having the amount of control/self-restraint to actually withstand either teasing or being teased - always starts games he can't finish
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
He’s loud. Definitely a screamer, running his mouth the whole time too
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
If anyone in the marauders era had a pierced dick it was him
X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
this fucker is down for whenever and wherever - insatiable to the extreme
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
I don’t see him falling asleep until he knows you’re taken care of, settled, and asleep yourself.