#bcjr

[shelookedlikestarlight]

I’m fucking crying 😭

[bunisgay]

barty and james friendship be like:

barty (watching monty through the window): look at your dad. such a dork, keeping bees…

james: …

barty: i mean, at least it’s interesting though. at least, like- i wish my dad kept bees…

james: …

barty: i mean, it’s kinda cute- like, your dad keeps bees…

james (trying very hard to ignore him): …

barty: how old is your dad? i mean, he’s obviously bee keeping age…

barty: i dunno, i think it’s kind of sweet…

james: …

barty: …james, i wanna fuck your dad.

james: OH REALLY???

[arminsshawtyy]

regulus: *pacing* what if he’s just friendly? and he doesn’t actually like me

evan: he literally took u on a date

regulus: he takes all his friends on dates!

evan: he brought u flowers??

regulus: friendly flowers

evan:

barty: you’re right reg, he’s probably on another date right now asking if two fingers is ok

[moonyswarmsweaters]

Dorcas: What did you guys get in your yearbook?

Regulus: 'Prettiest eyes'

Pandora: 'Nicest Personality'

Barty: 'Most likely to start a bar fight'

Evan: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'

[b4rty-r0s13r-w1ll-fck-y0ur-m0m]

Wolfstar:

"Moony?"

"Yes, Pads?"

Starchaser:

"Jamie?"

"Yes, love?"

Rosekiller:

"SKANK"

"WHAT"

[i-likecherrycola]

evan rosier with contamination ocd who scrubs his hand till they're raw and bleeding. evan whose knuckles have permanent wounds on them so bad he can't stretch his fingers without it hurting. barty who's so gentle with him and kisses and holds his hand all the time.

[tacocatwithchocolatetihi]

everyone always talks about remus being tall or james being tall but evan is like really fucking tall.

hes shorter than remus but hes like 6’2 or smth

(barty is like 5’10 and is obsessed with evan)

[yippeeyippieyippie]

the difference between sirius and barty is that sirius had the i like remus-> remus is a boy-> fuck im gay pipeline, while barty was everyones hot idgaf-> wow evan in particular is hot