#bcj

[shelookedlikestarlight]

I’m fucking crying 😭

[arminsshawtyy]

regulus: *pacing* what if he’s just friendly? and he doesn’t actually like me

evan: he literally took u on a date

regulus: he takes all his friends on dates!

evan: he brought u flowers??

regulus: friendly flowers

evan:

barty: you’re right reg, he’s probably on another date right now asking if two fingers is ok

[urfavsherlockholmeskinnie]

*At the police station*

Evan: Hi, I’m here for Barty.

Police officer: Who’s Barty?

Evan: Ah, you must be new.

[moonyswarmsweaters]

Regulus, sliding a photo across the table to Barty: I want you to shoot this guy in the leg.

Barty: This is a picture of you.

Regulus: James wants me to learn to Dance salsa.

[b4rty-r0s13r-w1ll-fck-y0ur-m0m]

Wolfstar:

"Moony?"

"Yes, Pads?"

Starchaser:

"Jamie?"

"Yes, love?"

Rosekiller:

"SKANK"

"WHAT"

[wildincherries]

Barty *using an unknown number*: I’m going to kill you

Regulus: Who is this?

Barty: Take a guess

Regulus: This may come off as shocking but I have a lot of enemies who I would expect this text from.

[tacocatwithchocolatetihi]

everyone always talks about remus being tall or james being tall but evan is like really fucking tall.

hes shorter than remus but hes like 6’2 or smth

(barty is like 5’10 and is obsessed with evan)

[i-likecherrycola]

evan rosier with contamination ocd who scrubs his hand till they're raw and bleeding. evan whose knuckles have permanent wounds on them so bad he can't stretch his fingers without it hurting. barty who's so gentle with him and kisses and holds his hand all the time.