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my wife: [taping gauze to the healing surgical cuts on my belly because the positioning requires 3 hands and i, alas, have only two]

me: hey. what do pigs put on cuts?

my wife: ???

me: OINKMENT

my wife: [puts the next piece of tape over my mouth]

#puns #bash.pan #life update #i am so happy one of my wives is here now I Am Not Alone #they also buzzed my hair tonight and i am Fashionably Queer again #i love my wife!!!

Today in: Fun With Stupid DnD Items

#dnd #d&d #dungeons and dragons #dungeons & dragons #tabletop #bash.pan #feel free to use my shitty joke

im in the middle of redyeing my hair, since my new employer has no rules against pink hair and i am taking full advantage of that for as long as possible, and i’m sending silly images to my friends because that’s What I Do to amuse myself while waiting for things

i’m currently between bleach and dye and just got the best review of the look ever