#basically everyday

[ignitification]

having my toga moment anytime I find attractive a man covered in blood

[australet789]

me: *sees cute ml stuff* awww 

me: *continues drawing while watching a fnaf let's play in the background* 

me: *also is on tumblr/twitter/discord*

[thesearethedayswellneverforget]

I mean Racontouring was fun and all, but none of it even came close to the emotional intensity of the BHR tour.

[reylostinparadise]

what she says: i'm fine

what she's thinking: reylo reylo reylo reylo reylo reylo reylo reylo reylo reylo reylo reylo reylo reylo reylo reylo reylo reylo reylo reylo reylo reylo reylo reylo reylo reylo reylo reylo reylo reylo reylo reylo reylo reylo reylo reylo reylo reylo reylo reylo reylo reylo reylo reylo reylo reylo

[hostileshrubbery]

Typical

Me: So, do you have any heart problems?

Pt: *gives lengthy history about all the heart problems in the family, MI, stents, pacemakers, etc*

Me: Ok. So do you have any problems like that?

Pt: No.

Me: *browsing thru chart*

Chart: Heart block s/p pacemaker

Me: 

[winnebagowarri0r]

my dad sucks so bad when he doesn't decide to be a cool guy

[hook-line-and-anarchy]

I need a hug again

[ostensibleparadox]

El Nino NY

INTJ: (a dozen of time zones away) I can't believe my eyes when seeing 53°F, NY in my phone. How well do you fare?

INTP : (instantly) Cold enough to disable the Touch ID. Don't have a single clue why.

INTP: I want Canada Goose, do you know about Northface down jackets? Fluffy slippers, kettles, yes some hot pot blah blah blah blah blah blah

INTJ: I've got the yarns and stitches now, I will knit you a new sweater.

INTP:

(twenty minutes passed)

INTP: Arghhhh gee......

Eureka! Just make it NAME'S SWEATER! I'm showing this to the whole town then!

INTP:Fine then, see this, I just cooked (dish name indecipherable), blah blah blah blah