INTP At Work
Coworker: How can you keep such a happy attitude with all of these rude customers
INTP: Because their opinions mean so little to me that nothing they say can affect my mood
Whole Department: How fucking pretentious can you get
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INTP At Work
Coworker: How can you keep such a happy attitude with all of these rude customers
INTP: Because their opinions mean so little to me that nothing they say can affect my mood
Whole Department: How fucking pretentious can you get
So I kinda like an INTP and idk if he likes me but what are some signs an INTP likes you I guess???
Keep in mind this doesnât go for all INTPs. But from the ones I know personally, as well as myself, this seems to be a common theme.
1. AttentionIf an INTP likes someone, theyâre going to pay a lot of attention to said person. If the INTP is with friends and the person they like is in that group, at least 76.4% of their attention will be focused on that person.
2. GlancesINTPs are observational. We just donât (usually) like to be obvious in our observation (at least when observing someone we like). So little glances work well. This doesnât work well when we like another observational person though, as they generally notice. Itâs potentially awkward, but that doesnât stop the glances.
3. We send stuffMemes. Links. Videos. Tests. Information. Songs. Anything, basically. The entertainment stuff is probably because we found something that we like and wanted to show someone else, and of course they were the first person to pop in our minds. Iâll send an mbti test because I think itâll help me understand the person more.
4. SocialWe go places because the person we like is there. Thatâs likely the sole reason. Didnât want to hang out at the park? Well sucks for you, youâre going anyways cause your crush is there. But really â we just want to be around who we like.
5. PriorityIf we like you, youâre our priority. So for example, youâre with a group and are trying to figure out where you want to eat. INTP wants to go to Wendyâs. You want to go to Sonic. Someone else wants to go to Chick Fil A. Screw Wendyâs, INTPâs now pushing for Sonic. I think itâs the Fe coming out to play.
6. PersuasionHonestly idk whatâs up with this. They can suggest having an eating contest, and even though youâve been disgusted by eating contests ever since you watched that hot dog one, they ask you to join and the next thing you know youâre stuffing your face with food. Not a personal experience. But I do hate hot dog eating contests.
7. TouchIâve heard a lot of INTPs donât like touch, so either way this should be at least a slight hint. If Iâm comfortable with you, it wouldnât be out of the ordinary touch you (I donât mean that sexually) even if it seems random.
8. InterestsIf you tell us about your interests, weâre storing as much of that info we can in our own mental database to be used at a later time. Weâll also listen intently bc we (at least the ones I know) love listening to people ramble about what they love. And weâll probably as a lot of questions about your interests.
9. We talk about youAll the time. To anyone. Everyone. Ever notice how someone you never knew existed somehow knows your name, your favorite color, and your favorite band? Yeah. Itâs cause we gush about you. We donât usually realize how much we actually talk about you. All good things, though.
But listen. Just Ask. Please. If youâre wondering if we like you, ask us. If we donât, but it appears we might, weâre probably close enough to where a question like that wonât be horrible. Please ask us. Because if we do, itâs not guaranteed weâll tell you first. There are so many scenarios of how it could go wrong in our head that we would rather just stay silent.
INTP & INTJ
I swear every INTP needs an INTJ friend.
Like who else is gonna make sure we stop procrastinating and get actual work done? Who else is gonna be our partner in crime? Who else can we turn to when everyone else is being sooo fucking emotional?
Kudos to all INTJs for putting up with your INTP friend. We may not show it, but we appreciate you.
Thanks @intjpuff
INTx Flirting
INTP: I like your new pants.
INTJ: Thanks, they were 50% off.
INTP: I'd like them better if they were 100% off.
INTJ: The store can't just give away clothes for free.
INTP: That's not what I me-
INTJ: That's a terrible way to run a business.
Later that day
INTJ: ...and then INTP said they would like them better 100% off.
ENTJ: How did you reply?
INTJ: That's a terrible way to run a business.
ENTJ: *facepalm* INTP WAS FLIRTING WITH YOU!
INTJ: ...oh.
El Nino NY
INTJ: (a dozen of time zones away) I can't believe my eyes when seeing 53°F, NY in my phone. How well do you fare?
INTP : (instantly) Cold enough to disable the Touch ID. Don't have a single clue why.
INTP: I want Canada Goose, do you know about Northface down jackets? Fluffy slippers, kettles, yes some hot pot blah blah blah blah blah blah
INTJ: I've got the yarns and stitches now, I will knit you a new sweater.
INTP:
(twenty minutes passed)
INTP: Arghhhh gee......
Eureka! Just make it NAME'S SWEATER! I'm showing this to the whole town then!
INTP:Fine then, see this, I just cooked (dish name indecipherable), blah blah blah blah