OMG BRUCE IS GONNA KILL ME IF I FAIL THIS DEBATE!!!
hey internet people!! jayne todd here, you know, the girl wonder who lives in that huge mansion with mr. broody bat-dad bruce wayne? yeah THAT jayne todd!
so GUESS WHAT?? i have this STUPID veganism debate in german class today and i'm SO GONNA DIE!!! only have 30 mins of actual class plus a 15 min break but STILL!!!
been running around the manor since 9AM screaming that my life is OVER even though my group doesn't even start until 12:15!!! alfred keeps trying to make me drink tea but I'M TOO BUSY PANICKING!!!
bruce was like "jayne, you're excellent at german" and i was like "THAT DOESN'T MATTER DAD I'M STILL GONNA FAIL AND LIVE UNDER A BRIDGE AND YOU'LL BE SO DISAPPOINTED AND WISH YOU NEVER ADOPTED ME!!!"
my debate group isn't even answering my texts!!! dick just laughed at me and tim is pretending i don't exist and damian called me "pathetically dramatic" WHICH I AM NOT!!!
gotta go now! only have ONE HOUR to prepare my ENTIRE ARGUMENT!!! if you never hear from me again it's because bruce grounded me for eternity after i fail this debate!!!
(@imbatman-imtired)