#batbourne

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I’m gonna start making some MattFleck incorrect quotes so…

BATBOURNE INCORRECT QUOTES!!

Bruce: You have an impressive pain tolerance. 

Jason: Thanks, it's the trauma.

~

Bruce: When I first met you, I did not like you. 

Jason: I'm aware of that. 

Bruce: But then you and I had some time together. 

Jason: Uh-huh? 

Bruce: It did not get better.

~

Bruce: Jason, can you help me? All of my clothes keep disappearing for some reason. 

Jason, wearing a hoodie that's 5 times bigger than their size: Spooky.

(Also please hit me up if we want any more of these or other MattFleck variations) (also I will have a tag (#localpanicattack quotes)

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What Mattfleck variation is best?

MattFleck (Matt Damon x Ben Affleck)

ChuckWill (Chuckie Sullivan x Will Hunting) (Good Will Hunting)

Bartlki (Bartleby x Loki) (Dogma)

J.Dane (J.D. Byrne x Dane Dumars) (The Rip)

BatBourne (Bruce Wayne/Batman x Jason Bourne)

other (comments please!)

Voting ended onApr 28

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More BatBourne incorrect quotes, anyone?

Jason, texting Bruce: I’m a theif.  Bruce: Thief.  Jason: Theif.  Bruce: I before E except after C.  Jason: Thceif.  Bruce: NO. ~~ Bruce: I could kill you if I wanted.  Jason: Yeah? So could any other human being. So could a dog. So could a dedicated duck. You aren't special. ~~ Jason: Are you free tomorrow?  Bruce: No, I’m fucking expensive every day.