#bathroom probs

[pocketskittles]

Honestly kept very little knowledge from chemistry class but I for sure think about heat energy transfer when I’m the 4th person on the public toilet

[meanbeanmeanie]

I'm sorry

Swallowing gum all these years has FINALLY bit me in the ass. My lesson is learned, I will no longer swallow my gum. I'm sorry for what I have done to my poor body

[living-her-best-life]

I swear

Everything I go to the bathroom I have every intention on going and leaving... But I always find myself playing on my phone for a while 😳

[canibekawaii]

WHEN MY SISTER IS IN THE BATHROOM AND I HAVE TO PEE

Me: *knocks on door*

Sister: Who's there?

Me: Majestik

Sister: Majestik who? *giggles to self because she thinks she's a genius*

Me: Majestik-you better hurry the fuck up because i have to pee you little shit.

[paynelive]

Okay?

Can't a guy use his iPod in the bathroom in peace?

[spiritualisticnihilistic]

People who design the public bathrooms and put walls in between the urinals are amazing people and deserve amazing things.

[god-wants-me-to-be-a-goat]

You know that freaky heart-stopping moment when you see a little piece of lint move across the floor on its own and you think its a spider? Yeah, that just happened. In a public restroom no less... I almost ran out with my pants around my ankles!

[demented-utopia]

I can't take a fucking shit in this house without getting asked if I'm ok Ya mum I'm just ya know doing what fucking nature forces me to