CAN I BE KAWAII?

turn me up niggas gon 👀 why nigga, you a bitch Jojo Siwa

[saint-damhnait-deactivated20250]

[90s-2000sgirl-deactivated201803]

My room update part 2

[unclefather]

[creolesasuke]

And you'll never be her

[efuzel]

Farewell Mondstadt

[christinecanigula-archive]

god ok a few years back i had this friend who was like. an influencer. like a legitimate instagram influencer. paid promotions from makeup companies type. and we were talking and she was like wait how many tumblr followers do you have and i was like uhhhhhh 4k and she was like ooooo you should start doing advertisements on there get yourself some money. and i just quietly sat with the realization that we were two very, very different people

[christinecanigula-archive]

my audience of ex-theater kids and ex-ex-supernatural fans seeing me try to sell them the CUTEST makeup brushes or whatever

[malscare]

tumblr user pizza literally did this in like 2014 and got excommunicated

[justnoodlefishthings]

POV: you are a lump of fresh dough at the bakery

[svinto]

the older I get, the more attractive stability becomes……………… i just want some god damn peace of mind and a non-stressful environment

[kayvsworld]

my body, tearfully: when sleep???

me: my dude we just woke up!! It’s time for wakefulness and doing things and Productivity

my body, weeping: but???? when sleep?????

[rizaoftheowls]

me: okay, finally now is sleep

my body: no. wrong.

[yessoupy]

GOD I just want to be CREATIVE but all my energy is being used to survive

[skarchomp]

i bet those colors only shrimp can see suck major ass

[bananahomo]

jealousy isn’t the way bro

[htcd]

The shrimp aren’t gonna have sex with you.

[bananahomo]

you take that back right fucking now

[scififantasystuff]

Unfortunate news… scientists have discovered that shrimp do not see “extra colors”.

We thought that they did because they have 12 different molecules for photoreceptors, whereas humans have only 3. BIG difference, right??

Nope. Turns out that they simply do not have the mental wherewithal to blend, and so needed a separate receptor for each color. The human brain adds color emissions together to create a singular representative color, like reverse engineered printing. Shrimp can’t do that. They can’t take light emitting “green” and light emitting “red” and come back with “yellow”, like we do. They have to have a receptor for yellow, and are relatively horrible at distinguishing shades of colors.

So at the end of the day, not only do shrimp not have “extra colors”… they see less than we do. Shrimp can’t see the fake colors :(

[luxflora]

babe wake up new shrimp color drama dropped

[womanism]

“what’s the best part of that new Calico game?”

him

[radicalgraff]

In Sacramento

[dickjoubu-deactivated20200906]

[highways-are-liminal-spaces]

Driving east through Ohio into a snowstorm

[hazelbeewitched]

expectation: i leave these browser tabs open, and they serve as a reminder to do the activities on those sites

reality: i become very good at ignoring browser tabs

[kvebox]

an interlude

[thesassformers]