#batman anon

[accursedichor]

I am the night

Hello again Thorne. I return to ask you more questions for your amusement.

If Acacius didn’t teach an English class, what would he teach?

Did he have long hair as a young boy?

What is his ideal date?

I will see you tomorrow. And you shall remember the name

Batman

Batman!!! Good to see you, O' great hero of Gotham.

As for your inquiries...

Acacius doesn't teach it anymore, at least not often (he subs for the professor sometimes), but I think he'd probably been a history teacher of some kind otherwise.

Not long the way you imagine long, or even remotely as long as it is in the 2020s.

3. Blue wine, Italian food (even better if in Italy), and many, many hours of slow, tender intimacy.

[noahspaperairplane]

hell yeah.. u can dm me if u want for it

batman yeahhh

noted … i will take you up on the offer .

cody eating soup

[daisyjonesgf]

hello wandaaaa stopping by to say hello for today

- batman

hiii, I'm literally having the busiest day (I've been going to antique shops all day) collecting vinyls so I haven't been as active today, but trust tonight I will be chronically online again 😤

[imagines-to-quench-thirst]

Social Media AU: Y/n Wayne loves "Big Boy" Baseball

Other Social Media AU Big Boys:

STEVE ROGERS

CLARK KENT

[auroralwriting]

guys idk what i’m doing fr im just being a menace

- batman (idk what else to do as billy dunn dunn)

HELPPPP

[birublues]

Miss Azura. This is Batman speaking. It goes without saying that the Joker is a very dangerous and manipulative individual. I don’t blame you for falling for his charm. Isn’t the appeal of a supervillain that they are not subscribed to any moral code or attachment, and thus can put you before anything else? This is not the case with the Joker. His thirst for madness and widespread destruction is prioritized before anything else— including the people closest to him.

I hold on to the hope that I have contacted you before it is too late, before you are too far gone. I implore you to aid in sending the Joker back to Arkham Asylum, where he can’t hurt anyone.

-🦇

(ps i hope u don’t mind im sending an in-character batman ask i thought it’d be silly dhhfhfjdhf )

BATMAN YOU GOTTA HELP ME I'M LOSING MY GRIP ON WHAT'S REAL AND WHAT ISN'T

i know he's a deranged madman and a killer! GAH! i don't know how to stop it! you know him better than anyone, please tell me how!

[wackulart]

"With everything that's going on, I'd say he owes me. He and I go way back, but that's confidential.

All I need is a yes or no."

-🦇

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fine, if- IF HE WANTS TO.

[antvnger]

Is this the answer to the why question from earlier?

I still don’t know what prompted all of that, but okay…