#batmanstrology

[batmanstrology]

The signs as odd habits in my household

Disclaimer: these aren’t limited to my own habits, but include 4 other peoples habits

Aries: imitating the fighting male turkeys from “Free Bird”… but only in the kitchen

Taurus: Leaving the bag of bread on the floor

Gemini: high fiving, then smoothly transitioning into a dab

Cancer: laughing and curling into oneself after telling a particularly terrible joke

Leo: Having the tv volume end only in fives and zeros

Virgo: randomly hiding under my bed

Libra: Asking if we’ve said grace not even a minute after we did

Scorpio: Subconsciously scratching others’ backs

Sagittarius: Hissing at the dog whenever he does something bad

Capricorn: Eating oatmeal when upset

Aquarius: Making dinosaur noises whenever toes are stubbed

Pisces: Farting for every negative emotion… ever

[batmanstrology]

The Signs as my favorite lines from “Drugs” by Eden (part 2)

(Long version)

Things I would rather be thoughts at the back of my head but I’m addicted to hurting

Virgo, Sagittarius, Scorpio

I could always be, whatever you wanted, but not what you needed, especially when you been needing me

Cancer, Leo, Aquarius

All of these feelings don’t mean shit to m ‘cause it’s all just chemicals anyway

Libra, Gemini, Capricorn

Just saying what I’m supposed to say ‘cause I had nothing for you, I can’t love when I don’t even love myself

Taurus, Aries, Pisces

[batmanstrology]

The Signs as my favorite lines from “Drugs” by EDEN (part 1)

(Short version)

Cause I’ve had the best of the worst sides

Aries, Virgo, Taurus

Who said it must be all or nothing?

Sagittarius, Leo, Scorpio

’Cause I’m a fucking mess sometimes

Libra, Aquarius, Capricorn

Swear lying’s the only rush I need

Cancer, Gemini, Pisces

[dragstrology]

Okay well my personal Is @guard-girl-in-love you and follow me or whatever and if be more than happy to be friends! -typical_cancer

YAY ill follow u when im back

[dragstrology]

You have a personal blog? - typical _ cancer

i do but i can’t use it rn bc i’m on holiday, so i can’t recieve the text auth code that lets me log on which fucking sucks!!! it’s ayshketchum

[a-goats-tin-can]

Hi there! Once you get this, you have to publicly say 5 things you like about yourself, then send it to ten of your favorite followers! (Nonnegotiable) :3 (positivity is awesome!)

Already did this :) I’ll send it to 10 more people though

[totallygandalf]

batmanstrology said: I once woke up so angry (no clue why) that I cursed at the birds haha. And oh, my mother’s my hairdresser (x and I also sometimes do it myself. With an old friend, we snuck out twice at 2 am to buy donuts

i must admit that i have never snuck out for donuts, but i bet it would be worth it. one time at 2 am i jumped out with my blanket and pillow to sleep in my hammock, and listen to music. i should do it again some time

[totallygandalf]

batmanstrology said: It’s 5:08 am here and the tranquility is wonderful! (I haven’t slept, I’m nocturnal, woo haha) and I’ve got a dentist appointment. (X sorry I rambled.

It’s pretty amazing until those small fuckers called bird start “singing”. i remember one time i was with my friends and we were up till 5 or 6 and went for a walk in the night. i dont have an appointment with a dentist but i went to a hairdresser yesterday