#battits

[obufalo]

dashboard did it again

@noodledragon324 @cainrising

[shartlock-holmes]

*points to nightwings ass and the Batass* ITS A CANON EVENT!!!!

[wolfer-aid]

I made him gets his tits out for you I hope that's ok

i love it thank you

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bat-tits replied to your post: bat-tits replied to your post: I actually find it...

What about lesbian klingons?

You mean like the Duras sisters?

Fuck yes.

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bat-tits replied to your post: I actually find it funny that, like, all but one...

Bwhaha.

Okay, I lied, all but three. Lesbians and Klingons.

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Headcanon:

Natasha isn't comfortable being shirtless around anyone except Pepper.

She's even reluctant stripping her top off in front of Beth.

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Headcanon:

After knowing Beth Wayne for her entire life, Natasha is almost more familiar with Gotham than she is New York.

But that doesn't change the fact she can't stand the city for more than a few days and insists on using obscene amounts of hot water to scrub the grime away every night.

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Iron Man and the Bat have had several arguments to the effect of 'cleaning' the city in a more literal sense.

Comments about getting Namor or Aqua Man to get their 'fishy friends' to help flood the city earned Iron Man a smack with a taser-baton.

[formerlyglowtwins-blog]

BUT NO

I'M JUST TRYING TO SCIENTIFICALLY CALCULATE MEMORY LOSS FOR A HEAVY DRINKER.