June 11th: Attack
Shit shit shit. How did people do this on a daily basis and not screw it up? This was the second pack of bacon Oscar Mike had burned and had to throw away. Thankfully, he could continue to hide his mistakes since he’d taken the batteries out of the smoke detector. Sighing, he dug out another from the fridge, sliced it open, and tossed the thick slices onto the hot oil, jumping back in fright as it spat at him angrily. Pancakes. Right. It had been a few minutes since he’d let the mixture rest, and he was undecided as to whether he should make several small ones or just one big one to fit the Aplian’s appetite. Orange juice or caffe? Syrup or honey? Did he even like fruit? Shit was something burning again???! He managed to flip the bacon in time and rescued it from the frying pan before they became charcoal again, the grease hissing and dripping onto the large omelette he’d already made. That had been the easiest part of this damned breakfast. ... he should have added some cheese to the eggs. That would have made it better. And some Go-Go Juice for flavour. He smeared his gloves on the stained apron before piling everything onto the tray. It was mostly a sad sight, or at least not fitting the image he’d had in his head, but it was better than not making anything at all. He nudged Montana’s door open with his rear and quietly placed the tray on the table next to his bed. “Good morning~.” Bonk. “Ow!” Montana woke with a start, gripping his cheek and the small bruise that was starting to form. “What was that for?!” “Oh, sorry, this dang helmet.” He fiddled with the latches and removed it, offering his pursed lips to the turret-wielder once more. Montana gave him a suspicious look before presenting his cheek again. “You made me breakfast?” He gave the overly-large and overly-thick pancake a hefty poke. He was certainly going to be digesting that all day. “Yeah! You like it?” Mike laid the tray across his lap and adjust the pillow behind his back. “What’s the occasion, exactly?” The eggs looked done at least, and he gave those a taste. Definitely needed some salt. “The occasion? Oh... uh... it’s Thursday! Yeah!” Not the answer Montana had been hoping for, but he’d take it.















