#battlewise

[brokenbow]

"I get that you wanted to come up with a plan, but your plan is stupid."

“Well, excuse me if I’m not nearly as wise as you. Sometimes stupid plans work better then well thought out ones.”

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battlewise replied to your post: im going to fucking cry with laughter omf i don’t...

I don’t know but they have another thing coming lmao

im laughing so hard tho like... “ah yes. great goddess of wisdom, the arts, and organized warfare. IF YOU DO NOT DO AS I SAY, I WILL... CHOP UP THAT HARPY YOU SOMETIMES TALK TO AND SELL HER WINGS. FEEEAR ME”

[cutemoniic]

battlewise replied to your post:WHAT THE FUCK.

Sounds like he got his revenge.

I’m The Anger.

[brokenbow]

@battlewise (x)

“I don’t think we’ve ever been on a road trip together before.” Athena eyed him with distrust, figuring that he was either up to something or itching to escape before he got into trouble.

She guessed it wouldn’t be the first time they had gotten in trouble together. And it’s better to not ask questions when it came to her dearest brother.

“I guess it couldn’t hurt too much to get away for a while.”

“Awesome, cool! Thank you. Could you, uh... possibly be ready by like. I dont know... two hours?” Quick getaways were better. Apollo wasnt certain just how annoyed his soon-to-be ex was, but it was better safe then sorry.

He spoke from a lot of experience there.

[brokenbow]

#b

So c-c-c-c-c'mon Ninja Brian (Athena) pack your bagsWe're going on a cross-country trip‘Cause if this girl and I go on one more dateWe'll start a meaningful relationshipFUCK THAT! WOOOOO!!!

Road Trip -- Ninja Sex Party

“Hey Athena, darling sister of mine, you know what we havn’t done together in a few centuries? A road trip! What do ya say, you and me, two... uh... siblings going out and adventuring, getting away from all the hubub and politics of Olympus. It’ll be great!” Apollo wasnt trying to get away right after a break-up with another nymph, not at all.

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@battlewise started following you

     It was not every day that a harpy got to meet an Olympian goddess, and Ella was not sure how to act. She dipped her head in a half-bow. In her head, all the stories she’d read of the gods killing mortals and monsters flashed by. She briefly hoped her fear wouldn’t show on her face, but quickly accepted it was a lost cause; she probably looked ready to cry.

      “Um, um, hello. Ella is here, this is Ella, hello, Lady Athena.”

[brokenbow]

[One flower? Rule breaking Athena with several flowers] @battlewise

Apollo raised an eyebrow at the bouquet, “Athena? Is there something you want to tell me?”