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I need to be in my f/os' strong, loving arms rn. This is not a want. This is a need

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Are your f/os and s/is coffee or tea people?

All of my s/is are Tea bats (or blood cuz vamp lol)

Empress: Neither. Blood is her only source of beverage cuz its a Creature

Mukago:

-> Canon: Neither. Similar Empress, she can only drink blood because she's a demon

-> My Modern AU: Both. I see her drinking coffee in the morning to prepare for the bullshit at her job. But she loves a nice afternoon tea on her off days

N Gin:

-> IAT: Neither. Dude can't drink coffee and tea takes too long. He's an impatient fuck. Kerosene or petroleum in his cup is all he needs to help him power through

-> Radical: Tea. Dude shouldn't be trusted with coffee. He's already energetic enough. He doesn't need more energy.

Nic: Coffee. She gives me a black coffee or straight espresso kinda vibe. Nice and classy

Oswald: Coffee. His canon coffee order is black coffee with two lumps of sugar

Peri and Gale: probably tea. Not a lot is known about them (plural)

Reala: Tea. Cuz brit lol. And since they're connected to dreams and more teas help with sleep than coffee does. Although dealing with NiGHTS makes him wish she could have a taste of coffee.

Zavok: Blood or tea. "I prefer blood over water." And his master is very shifu/sensei coded and has most likely drilled the proper way to make and prepare tea into Zavok's skull

Share your answers in the reblogs/comments ^^

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What's you and Zavok's favorite couples' activity? :>

Hi! Thx u for the ask Iowa!!!

Zavok takes the usual romantic activities but adds his own brutal coat of paint to it

Jacuzzi/hot tub date? Relaxing inside of a volcano or a crater full of lava (Dw about Battie, she can copy his temperature resistance by drinking a bit his blood)

Picnic? Enjoying some of the spoils of a raid before a long walk to the rocket back to Lost Hex or the next village

Fireworks? Watching an Eggman Base go up in flames from a cliff

A movie? Stalking their mutual enemies from the comfort of their home with the help of a bot Zavok is controlling that has a camera

But Battie has come around to show the zeti the joys of the less brutal versions of those activities. Battie may match Zavok in brutality, but she also likes the finer things in life. She introduced him to slasher horror movies and now they mock the protags for their mistakes, the killers for their tactics and how they would take down the protagonists if they were the slasher

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I forgot to do this while LGBTQ+ pride month was still going on, but here are my LGBTQ+ headcanons for all of my f/os (as of now). I'll specify if something is canon, as well.

Empress, ace at least, aroace at most (still deciding). Creatures are not sexual creatures at all. And she is more focused on taking down its targets than anything else. And with her targets out of the way (James and Kate won and escaped but Empress somehow came back. She survived so much gunshot from two uzis and a few grenades to the eyes. I think she can handle getting knocked out by an oncoming train. Just unconcious for a long time.

Mukago, bisexual. I always loved the ships of her and the other lower moons, all of which are men.

N Gin (au not dependant) is a disaster bi. If you played any of the games, you know how smitten he is with Cortex despite all the man put him through. And he was still smitten when he saw a woman... who was actually Cortex in disguise. The dude's a walking disaster through and through as well.

Nic is a lesbian. The only ship I've seen her that's legal is with Fiona the Fox. Plus she never gave me the vibe that she was into men.

Oswald, it depends on the version of the character. DCAU gives me straight ally vibes but I also wouldn't put it past him if he actually was bi or anything more. Plus, I'm genderfluid so he's automatically queer. And I've seen so many headcanons of him being like a Stonewall-era or earlier gay man and I'm all for that take. Returns DEFINITELY BI OR PAN! Dude was so into women that I wouldn't be surprised if he was into some kind of man too. Bro has definitely smashed all of his gang members at least once. Also a walking disaster, just like N Gin. And 04 Ozzy is Bisexual and Polyamerous. With how he flirts with the Kabuki Twins and Catwoman, dude likes having multiple partners. Also I like seeing art of him and 04 Riddler and I like.

Peri and Gale (The Kabuki Twins), bi. They're with Penguin. They're with me. What more can I say?

Reala, canonically Agender. I see them as aceflux or abrosexual. Kinda shows in their two moods: refined and orderly to a complete sadistic menace. Sometimes they're repulsed by the idea. Sometimes they're completely for it.

Zavok is definitely not straight, I'll give you that much. I've seen too much gay art and takes of him with Zazz or Vector. That man conquers both sides of the battlefield. However, he seems like the kind of person to be focused on a legacy to pass on, whether it be for potential heirs or students, doesn't matter to him.

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What nicknames do you and your f/os have for each other?

Hiya! Thank you for the ask Sammy!

Chicory/Battie's nickname for Mukago is "Muko." Muko calls them "ChiChi"

N Gin (Modern Timeline) just calls Bat-Terry Bats. N-Gin (Classic Timeline/Radical Era) calls Bat-Terry Terry, or my sweet. BlueGin is all for pet names. Bat-Terry, regardless, calls him Ginny

Nic calls Battie "darl," short for darling. (My Nic, like a lot of common headcanons for her brother, is whatever Mobian's equivalent for Australian is) And Battie calls her "mi amore," Italian for "my love"

DCAU Penguin has more pet names for Battie than the other versions. He calls her "turtle dove" or "my dove" or "dear." Battie just calls him "Ozzy."

Reala either calls Battie just "Bat" or "Luv" cuz British. But "baby" is not off the table. (Source, the comics). Battie calls them "Rae" or "Lala" to annoy them.

Zavok and Battie call each other "my queen" and "my king." Short for "Queen of the Night" and "King of Chaos"

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Hello! I’m not particularly good at this whole “asks” things, so I apologise, but I just wanted to know. What’s your favourite thing about your f/o’s? And do you have any headcanons about them that are different to what the majority of the fandom might think? I know you have a lot so answer about as many or little as you want. And there’s no pressure to answer, of course!

Hiyo Anon!

I already answered about headcanons about one of my f/os here if you wanna learn about my Mukago

And if you just wanna read me gush about a few more of my f/os i may have missed something but you can always scroll through the tags of my ships if you wanna learn more

I love all of my f/os' voices. I like closing my eyes and listening to their voices. (As per Nic, who doesn't have a canon voice cuz she's from a comic, her voice claim is Cheetah from Justice League Doom). To start you off small, anon, you gotta listen to Zavok's voice from Crossworlds and Reala's voice from Journey of Dreams or Sega Superstars Tennis/Sonic & All-Stars Racing Transformed (PATRICK SEITZ AND CASEY ROBERTSON COOK SO FUCKING HARD AS THESE TWO!!!! AHHHHHH!!!!!)

As per even more headcanons, in no particular order:

-> Zavok's guilty pleasure food is french fries (getthemfries amirite) but he's composed enough to only save those as a treat. He is very careful what he does and doesn't eat because, to him, a good diet makes a good warrior. Essentially a barbaric gym bro

-> Reala has an invisible keytar. Other instruments I've thought about were a kickass electric guitar or a sinister piano, so I merged both ideas. Also NiGHTS, their twin and nemesis, has an invisible flute.

-> N Gin thinks Little Bites are a disgrace to muffins. If his muffins aren't homemade by himself or a bakery, he doesn't want it. Has held back the urge to blow up a WalMart because the presence of Little Bites. Bat-Terry held him back (like always)

-> Ozzy's favorite pizza toppings are anchovies and olives. He canonically loves fish and hates it when people skip out on the anchovies on his pizza. And olives are always seen on fancy martinis.

-> Nic prefers using her sword (a bushwacker) over her revolver but she isn't above using it

Those are off the top of my head. Thanks for the ask ^^

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With you having Zavok as a romantic f/o and Bowser Jr as a child f/o, that sort of made me think,

With all the comparisons of Zavok and Bowser, how do you think Bowser Jr would feel abt Zavok? Would he like him because he's similar to his dad?

Hi Syntax! Thank you for the ask

My Batvok fics and art and the fics of Battie and my children are in completely different universes.

But this is a silly hypothetic. If all the Batties are the same person and in the same universe,

Bowser Jr would just call Zavok a rip-off of his dad and just encourage Battie to just get with his dad instead

But, here's the thing, Zavok is far more competent as a villain than Bowser is. And I say that as someone who thinks Bowser is an awesome villain. He's a gaming icon ffs. And Battie isn't going for a guy who would only focus on a different woman (or man, Bowigi is a goated ship)

On the opposite end, Zavok would try to be the best evil uncle to Junior to prove the boy wrong. Maybe even take him in as a student. Show him how a real warrior raids villages and fights

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Me gushing about Empress made me remember this beauty. Why are there dashes when there should colons? One word: Tupperbot