Been poking Astarion in my current run and interestingly enough he doesn't even disapprove of most of the shitty answers you can give him. I did it mostly to see if he would leave (because I assumed companions would just leave if they didn't like you but no matter how hard I tried, he stayed in the party).
Love that you can quote cazador's number 1 rule at his face without even knowing about it when you let him bite you and talk to him later.
It's literally "thou shalt not drink the blood of thinking creatures" (Astarion did actually disapprove of this answer, funnily enough)
Also, I forced him to eat the worm and I picked the wisdom option for the first time. At this point I don't even know why Astarion isn't leaving my ass.
Posting these cuz I know y'all are cowards who would never say any of this to him and sometimes I just wanna set traumatized (fictional!) characters on fire and study how long it takes for them to turn to ash.
















